Recente recensies door SlimWeepaw

Thank god I wore my brown pants while playing this

Interesting characters and the horde game play is fun and intense but the amount of missions where you spend walking with an NPC while you are at a speed of a 80 year old lady with terrible arthritis and why ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game developers think for some damn reason this is fun and not just irritating to the max is what really bogs this game down. For any future game developers STOP MAKING WALK WITH ME NPC MISSIONS IT DOESNT ADD IN ANYTHING BUT FRUSTRATION AND IRRITATION TO THE PLAYERS STOP IT JUST PLEASE STOP IT!

Game as a Turn-based board game is pretty cool in the Hitman universe but it didn't really implement it correctly in this game. It be much better if they change it around to make it a multiplayer game especially if it goes to become a board game. Boils down to good concept with potential ideas but didn't implement it fully and could have been something better. Save your money and time.

Still cried in the beginning and not because of the crashes

The part where Chris Redfield became the main villain with his goal of kidnapping Leon from his annual Bingo tournament and taking his baby gravy to inject into Clare so the perfection of the Redfield bloodline can continue was a big twist from the original game.......

In Soviet Russia refrigerators sexually assaults you!!!!!!!!!!

Deek thinks you have made marvelous improvements here. Deek thinks you should be proud of all the potions you brewed.

Working all day at Amazon just to pay for groceries with Amazon and wind down the day by playing an Amazon Game.

Best game of 2018 and it just got better in 2022. Only thing I find a flaw in this game is that there isn't much of a replay-ability. Felt like after the game is done there wasn't much need to go back into it unless you just have a need of mindlessly killing dem valkyries

You should be sad but JAAAAAAASSSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!