sleezy
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Level
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Global Sentinel
500 XP
 
 
Father, Husband, Motorist, Missouri Proud, Licensed Luxury Chauffer, Jiffy Lube franchisee. Don't PM me with unsolicited offers or requests! You will be blocked! I play Counter Strike, Civilization, VRChat, and visual novel games! M/39/Bisexual, ex area 51 employee turned professional game analyst --- I only coach pros so dont even ask
Spent years honing my craft I've been on the grind since 86' and decided that the only way to improve is drop everything and put my money where my mouth is
my nan left me with two lessons, never stop chasing the euro and always accept handouts
-- i do not analyse games for free, that is a paid privilege, rate is negotiable
:csgocross::csgocross::csgocross:
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Global Sentinel
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last played on 17 Jul
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Green Hell
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last played on 16 Jul
Counter-Strike 2
Global Sentinel
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Kevin: Doordash Driver 1 Apr @ 9:50am 
ringle dingle sleezy wants to touch my wingle, when he lays a finger on it, he will realize that it has shingles, never the less, i paid you so its a done deal, rub and tug me until i squeel, drink every last drop like its your last meal
Kevin: Doordash Driver 1 Apr @ 9:49am 
big juicy thighs running thru the halls
let me see thy succulent balls
sexual harassment charges at multiple malls
jiggle peeking boys, in the stalls
let the pants turn into gravity, it falls
messy and hairy pubes, we love it all!!!!
Kevin: Doordash Driver 9 Mar @ 7:28pm 
Fart sprays will be the next bitcoin, i swear on that my friend, trust me, your sitting on a goldmine.
Kevin: Doordash Driver 19 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am 
sligger: a new burger king item i have named after you that will be put on the menu in the year 2093
† XuMuK † 12 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm 
ahahahahahahaha bro, that was a fun game +rep
phaz 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:52am 
drug addict