sleezy
featured on HGTV’s “Fixer Upper”
 
 
Father, Husband, Motorist, Missouri Proud, Licensed Luxury Chauffer, Jiffy Lube franchisee. Don't PM me with unsolicited offers or requests! You will be blocked! I play Counter Strike, Civilization, VRChat, and visual novel games! M/39/Bisexual, ex area 51 employee turned professional game analyst --- I only coach pros so dont even ask
Spent years honing my craft I've been on the grind since 86' and decided that the only way to improve is drop everything and put my money where my mouth is
my nan left me with two lessons, never stop chasing the euro and always accept handouts
-- i do not analyse games for free, that is a paid privilege, rate is negotiable
:csgocross::csgocross::csgocross:
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Curious J. Robert 1.4. klo 9.50 
ringle dingle sleezy wants to touch my wingle, when he lays a finger on it, he will realize that it has shingles, never the less, i paid you so its a done deal, rub and tug me until i squeel, drink every last drop like its your last meal
Curious J. Robert 1.4. klo 9.49 
big juicy thighs running thru the halls
let me see thy succulent balls
sexual harassment charges at multiple malls
jiggle peeking boys, in the stalls
let the pants turn into gravity, it falls
messy and hairy pubes, we love it all!!!!
Curious J. Robert 9.3. klo 19.28 
Fart sprays will be the next bitcoin, i swear on that my friend, trust me, your sitting on a goldmine.
Curious J. Robert 19.11.2023 klo 6.06 
sligger: a new burger king item i have named after you that will be put on the menu in the year 2093
76561199330946796 12.11.2023 klo 22.56 
ahahahahahahaha bro, that was a fun game +rep
phaz 17.10.2023 klo 0.52 
drug addict