sleezy
featured on HGTV’s “Fixer Upper”
 
 
Father, Husband, Motorist, Missouri Proud, Licensed Luxury Chauffer, Jiffy Lube franchisee. Don't PM me with unsolicited offers or requests! You will be blocked! I play Counter Strike, Civilization, VRChat, and visual novel games! M/39/Bisexual, ex area 51 employee turned professional game analyst --- I only coach pros so dont even ask
Spent years honing my craft I've been on the grind since 86' and decided that the only way to improve is drop everything and put my money where my mouth is
my nan left me with two lessons, never stop chasing the euro and always accept handouts
-- i do not analyse games for free, that is a paid privilege, rate is negotiable
:csgocross::csgocross::csgocross:
Aan het spelen
Sea of Thieves
Artworkshowcase
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Counter-Strike 2
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Prestatievoortgang   25 van de 262
2.033 uur in totaal
laatst gespeeld op 12 okt
4,2 uur in totaal
laatst gespeeld op 9 okt
Obscvred 7 okt om 23:15 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and moat importantly getting kills.
Nova 1 apr om 9:50 
ringle dingle sleezy wants to touch my wingle, when he lays a finger on it, he will realize that it has shingles, never the less, i paid you so its a done deal, rub and tug me until i squeel, drink every last drop like its your last meal
Nova 1 apr om 9:49 
big juicy thighs running thru the halls
let me see thy succulent balls
sexual harassment charges at multiple malls
jiggle peeking boys, in the stalls
let the pants turn into gravity, it falls
messy and hairy pubes, we love it all!!!!
Nova 9 mrt om 19:28 
Fart sprays will be the next bitcoin, i swear on that my friend, trust me, your sitting on a goldmine.
Nova 19 nov 2023 om 6:06 
sligger: a new burger king item i have named after you that will be put on the menu in the year 2093
76561199330946796 12 nov 2023 om 22:56 
ahahahahahahaha bro, that was a fun game +rep