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I arrived at the Hello Games office in the early evening, as the sun was approaching the horizon. Taking a deep breath, I nervously pressed the doorbell. As a reporter for the local university's newspaper, it was very generous of the No Man's Sky team to allow me the opportunity to come visit them during such a busy period. They were working passionately to finish the game.

The door opened and Sean poked his expressive face out to greet me!

"Hey you!" he exclaimed in his adorable British-Australian accent. "I'm so happy you could make it to spend the evening with us."

"I was so happy when I heard you agreed to let me come in for the interview," I said.

"Oh yeah. The interview. I forgot," he replied with his usual brilliant humor.

I laughed. "You're so funny, Sean."

"I wasn't joking," he said, chuckling nervously. Classic Sean.

Sean showed me around and introduced me to the whole Hello Games team. They were very friendly and perky, and sat before their computers with excellent posture. Each one explained in detail what their job was at Hello Games. I took detailed notes. I wrote my notes on my notepad. I noticed some of the employees yawning, they had clearly worked a long day. They were pulling an all-nighter to prepare for the next week's big E3 presentation. They would need something invigorating to keep them awake. Perhaps some coffee or caffeinated tea.

"Let me show you my office. I have a surprise to show you," Sean said.

He led me to the room and we sat down on a soft, vinyl couch. "So, let me show you the surprise," he said softly. "It's the newest build of the game. We just added some new features."

He booted up the game on a PS4 in his office. I stared at his face.

I like your beard, it's sexy, I pretended to say to him in my head to myself. I had a secret crush on him. There was something about his humble demeanor and feeble yet handsome bone structure that was so alluring.

"So here's the game!" he said, eagerly. It opened on an alien world, just calling out to be explored. I began to sweat. Here it finally was, in front of me in all it's glory. And it was being played by Sean, in front of me in all his glory.

After about fifteen minutes of Sean speaking excitedly, showing me many of the features, I nervously spoke.

"Could I try playing?" I asked.

"Oh. I suppose, of course," he said, chuckling.

But another few minutes past without him handing me the controls.

"Sean," I said, more confidently. I put my hands on his hands as he gripped the controller. He looked me straight in the eyes. I stared deep into his beautiful, glistening eyes, utterly transfixed.

"Sure," he said. He let go of the Playstation controller, still sweaty from his firm grip. "But I have another surprise to show you."

He stood up.

"My ♥♥♥♥," he muttered. On stage at a video game conference he was nervous. But here, he was confident as ever. He gently slid his hand past his belly button (an "innie"), across his lightly hairy navel, and pulled out a raging hard boner.

"Yes, please," I said, blushing as red as the treetops of Oria V.

He grabbed my shoulders, guiding me confidently towards the coffee table like he confidently guides the Hello Games team toward the game's release.

The one, true Sean Murray (not that baby-faced loser ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poser from NCIS) made sweet, sweet love to me from behind, doggystyle, while I balanced on the coffee table. As he pushed his gorgeous penis deep inside of me, I picked up the controller and began to play the game. I wasn't sure what I was more excited about - finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sean Murray, or finally playing No Man's Sky.

After exploring the planet surface, I entered my spaceship and took off. Just as I left the atmosphere and burst into the breathtaking expanse of space, a load of semen burst from the tip of Sean's ♥♥♥♥ inside of me. It was an out-of-this-world experience.

As I caught my breath, Sean said, "I have one more surprise for you."

What else could it possibly be? I thought to myself. He's already given me everything I ever wanted in life: A nearly infinite, gorgeously stylized space exploration game with open-ended gameplay, lush ecosystems and seamless surface-to-space transition; and sex with whoever created it. What else could he have to surprise me with? Does he have a second ♥♥♥♥?

The answer occurred to me just as he began to pull the surprise from a bag.

"Occulus Rift support" he uttered sensually, tossing me a virtual reality headset to put on. He put another on his perfect face.

Placing the Occulus Rift over my eyes, I appeared on the surface of a planet covered with lush, slightly phallic foliage and many exotic creatures. As I turned, I saw Sean's avatar standing before me in a beautiful, procedurally-generated spacesuit. As he took it off, I was shocked to find a life-like replica of Sean himself standing before me.

"Like what you see?" he said.

"It's bloody brilliant," I responded.

"It's time, everybody," he shouted.

I heard footsteps slowly enter the cramped office. Embarrassed at first, I soon realized what was happening. Hello Games isn't some lame, giant company that produces unoriginal AAA titles and leaves reporters with an intern in a closet to have sex with. No, Hello Games is a classy, creative company who cares about everyone who plays their games, and every employee was here to make sure I had a good time ...in Virtual Reality.

"Yes, please," I muttered excitedly.

I soon saw more spacesuits appear before me in-game, but as they took off their helmets, I realized they were all the same Sean Murray avatar. I was about to be gang-banged by a group of Sean Murrays. This was better than my wildest dreams.

In-game, the avatars began to surround me. I felt many hands begin to stroke my body. As all the Seans took off the digital uniforms they had been wearing under their space suits, I found myself surrounded by a group of perfectly-rendered replicas of naked Sean Murray. But they all had one difference - the penis. Each penis was different: there were wide ones, thin ones, long ones, curved ones. It was magical.

As the Hello Games team began to make love to me, from somewhere in the room I heard the real Sean whisper: "Every. ♥♥♥♥. procedural."

Majima > Kiryu

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God Eater 3/10 not enough tapes

Sick game that reminds me of my skating days... the game has smooth animations, controls that are easy to learn and hard to master, beautiful graphics and that amazing feeling when you pull off a trick that you tried for minutes/hours...

only 1 concern though, it was made in Unity... unity is in the grey area when it comes to engine.. if it is used by the right hands it can be an amazing game but if it is used by the wrong hands it can be a disastrous game.. but by what im seeing so far is good... hope that they can keep up the quality even after they add more things in the future... i bet the multiplayer feature might be the most challenging..

Best game i played in a while since the witcher 3 which was years ago... the last AC game was AC Origins, it was not that enjoyable for me... i only played 20 hours of ac origins since it came out... in odyssey, i played 20 hours on my first 2 days of purchasing the game..
the game is filled with awesome mechanics that can keep you going... like the mercenary system which is similar to the shadow of mordor warchief system.. and the cultist system which you need to find clues and hunt down cultist members to stop them.. and also they bring back the naval battle from AC Black Flag... also the scenery is beautiful, the map is huge and the story is amazing..
while writing this its autumn sale and its -33% off.. i bought this game 2 weeks early before the sale and i can surely say that this game is worth the full price i bought it... i dont even regret it.. just a heads up about a minor con of this game... it might get "grindy" when you rech lvl 15+ but other than that its a masterpiece of a game...