This is an urgent message for Seth Moulton, US Representative for Massachusetts's 6th Congressional District. Mr. Moulton, you must listen. The Jimmy John's ® sandwich store on 1 Harborside Drive, Boston has been taken over by a Nephilim cabal working in connection with the Babylonian Brotherhood. Don't believe me? Then why are the employees at the Harborside Drive Jimmy John's ® all nine feet tall and covered in a dense layer of scales? And why did I hear deep chanting and a tribal drum beat coming from the bathroom? Mr. Moulton, this is a matter of public health and safety. The Jimmy John's ® Nephilim cabal are ferreting copious amounts of Jimmy John's Signature Kicking Ranch Sauce ® to Exxon ® CEO Darren Woods, who immerses himself in large vats of the sauce twice a week to improve his skin's hydration, prevent eye bagging, and achieve total immortality and the full mastery of the mortal plane. The sauce is loaded into what seems like ordinary cement trucks and driven to a secure facility 30 miles east of Aravaca Junction, Arizona. Mr. Moulton, you must fly to Arizona and unscrew the caps on the cement trucks to expose