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So I was taking my third bath this decade today and I was feeling pretty horny and didn't want to wait to get out the bath, do I decided "well, no one is around so I might as well do a quick one" so yeah I did a quick one and my ♥♥♥ formed like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opaque bubbles, that ♥♥♥♥ was the coolest science experience ever dude they were all floaty and squishy to the touch and I just had a blast playing with them for like 5 seconds then I decided to exit the bath and clean myself off. The ♥♥♥ bubbles don't dissolve. THEY DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DISSOLVE. So here I am sitting outside my bath waiting for it to drain so I can wipe away my soggy ♥♥♥ bubble remains in hopes that none of my family come to check on me

There once was a man named Schnoz.
He greatly needed some dental floz.
His ego was tall.
Yet his M is quite small.
And his HIV test came back as POZ.

shnoz? more like DANOZ direct, go sell your trash elsewhere. you are a tiny little M who needs to be price checked - go to cashconverters

Hello there

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx