I have just started eating monkey food yesterday, I saw the meme of that guy who ate monkey pellets and decided I had 50$ to spare(15 dollars shipping the actual bag is cheaper) it came in yesterday and I’ve had a cereal sized bowl of it. The taste is bland but it’s not bad whatsoever, I have figured the best way to consume it atm is to have a dip of hot sauce and pepper(kind of tasty tbh). Also there are misconceptions of how hard it is. The texture and density is near identical to a stale nature valley bar, it is very brittle and easy to eat it is just dry as hell so you’re gonna want some water with it. I got the Mazuri primate growth & reproduction biscuit in the 25lbs bag. The general macros on the label are as follows:

Crude protein (min) 20%
Crude fat (min) 5%
Crude fiber (max) 12%
Moisture (max) 12%
Ash (max) 8%

I will be updating my results in 1 week and then one month and then 3 months

I am 5’7” and 165 and work out very often

Will I turn into a monkey?

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It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.

metaphorically, if I was the sun and you were the earth and I kiss you with my UV rays, would you kiss back or would you put on some sunscreen?

Yep, thats right I'm an Apex Legend and you're not, you beta male. You see I'm on the Apex grind 24/7 and there's nothing stoping me, I have about over 10,000+ kills on all the legends, that means I'm good with everyone, everything and even the Mozambique. I have spent 4630 dollars on this game, you know what that means I have every single little item in this game, and that also means I'm rich and if you mess with me I'll send a hitman after you and your family. Don't mess with me bud, I win every game I'm put in, including life.