To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Smiling Friends. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Smiling Friends truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pim’s stoic catchphrase "I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIDS!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Seneca’s stoic text Epistulae Morales ad Lucilium. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Zach Hadel’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Smiling Friends tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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