I was playing Batman Arkham Knight today, but before I did that, I scratched my ass good. I scratched a riddler thug’s ass until he gave me the location of the riddler trophies. Then, I reached a certain point where if you die at any point during the final act of the game, you restart just before the start of the final act. This means you could possibly lose over ten minutes worth of progress if you die. I was so upset that I scratched my ass again, harder this time. Why did you do this to me, Batman? Why have you made me scratch my ass like an orangutang? I must consult my doctor about the recent scratchings. It’s getting worse. I’m refusing to scratch my ass until I put on my full body latex catwoman suit so that there’s a bit of added challenge. If I can’t find my catwoman suit, then my ass will break up in busty butt blisters from the lack of scratching. This is all your fault batman, and now I’m coming to scratch your ass.

I have just recently learned that I need this in my life, like NOW. This is like, everything I want in VR and didn't realize already existed. I watched a few youtube videos a few days ago when a thumbnail caught my eye. And I fell in love with the "game". For reasons that should be obvious. VRchat is literally a dream come true and I need it in my life like right now. I had heard you be an anime girl and thought that was great but I put off trying it because I didn't have a headset and I thought the only "anime girl" you could be was the one I saw on the opening video or screenshots. Was kinda unimpressed by the trailer and thought it was like a cheaper version of Second Life or something but had better VR support. Was I ever wrong. Little did I realize that there were so many thousands of adorable and intricate avatars with blinking animations and movements and all sorts of different details.

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HEY DO YOU PLAY PALWORLD!! DON'T YOU KNOW ITS JUST A POKEMON COPY YOU DIRTY DEGENERATE! BY PLAYING PALWORLD YOUR SUPPORTING PLAGIARISM, DO YOU PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME!? DO YOU WANNA BE COMMITTING A CRIME! ALSO WTF IS A VIXY IS THAT JUST EVEE WITH EXTRA STEPS! ALSO DID YOU HEAR THE DEVS ARE ADDING SEX TO THE GAME! THATS SO MESSED UP, ONLY FURRIES WOULD WANNA HAVE SEX WITH PALS!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN JAIL!!!

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