Recent reviews by saturian

Compared to DL1: Trash.

Playing coop: full of bugs, can't upgrade the parachute, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ combat system, absolute insignificant trash and worst storyline, stupid repetitive side quests that serve no purpose but to waste time.

DO NOT BUY THIS TRASH GAME. DO NOT BE STUPID AND GIVE MONEY TO THESE DEVS. They obviously don't deserve it.


Wait for DL1 Next Gen Upgrade

Epic chinese monkey sim

trash company has to update every once in a while, updating their creation club trash to break all mods while having enough other games to care about (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and fallout)

thanks bethesda

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Alphas buy this game

Very simple review:

F*** URSELVES =)

Gotta pay for blood in a war game, just ridiculous.

Imagine being Egan, doing the double jump and getting stuck in the ground LITERALLY EVERY TIME

I paid 25€ for this ♥♥♥♥. Has anyone ever tested this game before publishing?

What a joke. Dont recommend it to anyone.

The ♥♥♥♥, its free on the internet and phone, so why would somebody pay 8€ for this?

Real question is: how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded am I for buying this with money?


Good game but play in browser and dont be the retarded

In it's current state, I don't recommend the game.

The multiplayer is absolutely terrible. It's the same as singleplayer, just with massive lags, permanent desyncing and rubberbanding. Occasionally getting kicked from the lobby for no reason.
Neither the developers' suggested tips helped, nor could I find a working solution online.