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Sarnando woz da biggest ledge in da Brexit mandem, ya get me? Bruv weren’t ‘avin just one vote—nah fam, man ‘ad eleven. Blad came strapped wiv fake IDs, dodgy gas bills, an’ a collection of peak mustaches. Man rolled up to da polling stations like, "Safe, one Leave vote, innit."

But man got too gassed. Tryna go 12 deep, innit. Some nosy wasteman at da polling booth clocked his squint, an’ next ting ya know, feds chasin’ him through "the Wilderness of The United Kingdom (Great Britain)", man still holdin’ his pint.

Now Sarnando’s locked up, still gassin’, "Bruv, I only voted once… eleven times." Mandem still rate him, though.

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Sarnando tried to forget. He drowned himself in distractions—new schemes, absurd disguises, anything to escape the weight of his mistake. But guilt clung to him like an ill-fitted mask.

One evening, in a dimly lit pub, he overheard a heated debate about the referendum. A man slammed his pint down. "If only a few votes had gone the other way!" Sarnando winced. He had been more than "a few."

Determined to make amends, he hatched a new plan—not of deception, but redemption. He would travel the country, undoing division where he could. It was an impossible task, but then again, impossible tasks were his specialty.

Sarnando, an eccentric soul with a taste for mischief, cast his vote 11 times under 11 false identities during the Brexit referendum. At first, the thrill of outsmarting the system made him feel like a rebel hero.

But as the consequences of Brexit unfolded—dividing communities and leaving a trail of regret—each alias became a stark reminder of his mistake. Now, haunted by the fallout of his actions, Sarnando realized that even clever subterfuge couldn't undo the harm done.