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hi

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nice opinion!
just one tiny problem with it...
inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine?
(ahem, ahem) let me tell you something.
i am the baseline for opinions, any opinion i hold is objectively correct.
& as a result, any other opinions are wrong
guess what!
you happen to hold a wrong one.
i hope you know that your opinion is now illegal...
i have contact of the FBI, CIA, NSA, NAVY SEALS, SECRET SERVICE and your mom.
you'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions.
by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for...
nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, supernatural beings punish you, 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓹𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾.
we decided, just to make sure, we'll nuke your house from orbit, so there's no chance you can run away (:
everyone will know you will die.
it's a small price to pay to remove your wrong opinion from this world!

I'm so sorry.

angy