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ㅤ* Van Gogh goes into a pub and his mate asks him if he wants a drink. "No thanks", said Vincent, "I've got one ear."
ㅤ* Little girl: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog? Grandpa: I suppose so sweetheart. Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?" Little girl: Because Mum said that when you croak, we're going to Disneyland.
ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!
亲爱的新年要天天开心
biubiu~