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Strange, wonderous; the Alice in Wonderland for fishes around the world.

10/10, short, sweetly-salted, raw experience

Came for the multiplayer, got my ass kicked, played the campaign, won't forget BT.

Beta males complain about microtransactions and slither.io

Sigma males buy into the microtransactions

Alpha males recognise the fact the game isn't beyond laggy

Normies like me just don't like it

Having gotten the best ending, I'm still debating if I should press PLAY and re♥♥♥♥ the world I was in.

10/10

Saw a million spoilers on the internet and still didn't know what I got into.

For a single house, it has a lot going for it.

A couple deaths crashed my game, but thankfully, the crashes only happened during a specific kind of death.

And the crashes didn't stop me from enjoying the game. This thing is great. I've become a fan of Alice in Wonderland style puzzle, horror adventure games, and although you won't be seeing too many various strange locations, you'll be in one really well-done, ever-changing place for most of the story.

It's games like these that I really enjoy. I have a feeling it may be because of my childhood.

When I was around 5 - 7, I was always afraid of spooky things. Namely Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, which my brother loved to death. He'd watched it around three times in one month. Maybe more. It's hard to remember any exact count, but I can vividly remember a dozen scenes, from beginning to end.

The whole soundtrack also felt very nostalgic to me. Most kids grow up with Minecraft, and so did me and my brother for a time. This soundtrack reminds me a lot of that. And for most of the game, you'll hear these cheery, upbeat themes playing, slowly turning more sinister as you survive longer.

If you like puzzles, and games where dying is part of the experience, then play this, and don't be discouraged to look up a guide or two. I'll admit I had to, only when I got really lost.

Explore, experiment, and don't be afraid to try things. You will die, but you'll always come back.

A thrilling experience with an impossibly hard difficulty curve.

I may've rage quitted 30 minutes in, but I can tell that if I had as much willpower or stupidity as you, I would've enjoyed the masochistic pleasure of 100 hours of learning how to jump and change the keybinds.

Your right hand comes off?

Spoiler below. I recommend buying this game on a sale, another copy for a friend, then playing it in bursts so you don't get tired out by the Michael Bay action. I promise you, you will.

After beating the main three campaigns with your friend, I recommend playing the fourth bonus campaign in secret. Preferably with all blinds closed, all doors locked, and internet offline so your FBI agent doesn't get to tag along.

I recommend revealing this spoiler without anyone looking over your shoulder.

Ada gets naked without mods.

This game is tactically inserting a whole volcano inside my computer.

P.S. This game no longer tactically inserts a whole volcano into my computer.

10/10, it still really makes you feel like a sweaty spec ops operator.