RocketPillow
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So my spirit animal is a serval. Personally I'm more of a goose kind of guy, but stealth is always cool.










Of all games, I didn't expect to find a South African robot in Ultrakill.










With 8 hours of Disco Elysium now in my bloodstream, my wordiness rating has gone up, with a cosy Victorian air, well-maintained with nonchalance smoothness, avoiding a sesquipedalian temperature.










I recommend the documentary "African Addio", so long as you're old enough to see it. Lots of history to learn in it, but I wouldn't show it to a 10 year old, that's for sure.


My findings so far:


The video game company known as "Northwood" also secretively owns a few other businesses, under the names "Nordic Woodlands" and "Neven West Medical", which runs multiple hospitals and mental institutes across the USA.

Nordic Woodlands is an NGO (non-profit organisation) dedicated to the survival of forestry across the world, but most prominently in Poland; Northwood's country of origin.

While Nordic Woodlands broadens its focus internationally, Neven West Medical is entirely based in North America. And it has been brought to the Agency's attention that NWM has been supplying NordW with mental patients to be used as test subjects in increasingly Japanese experiments being conducted underneath the █████ █████. Notable scientists involved include Dr. Jamisha Pillington, sister/cousin/mother/wife (we haven't decided) of Jomfry Pillington, most wanted fugitive in the United States.

Neven West has also set up two (2) hospitals in Washington, whereas every other country Neven West has been based in has only had one (1) hospital.

Neven West, the NGO known as Nordic Woodlands, and their parent company, Northwood, are to be further investigated before serious action may be taken. Although real life anime girls will become a threat to the normalcy of the world, they are not as immediate as the Agency needs to send in a strike team.









Nerd? I see no nerd here.
















He's in my sights.





The door was blossoming with fish-eyed serpents, half-buried and unearthing themselves from its mangled wood. They had no scales, and if it was skin, it was jet-black. If it was flesh, there were no apparent muscles.

The door creaked, and the handle turned. The serpents retreated into the door, then through the walls. Like pulsing veins, they squirmed under the sepia wallpaper.

A man, clothing identical to me, a goateed face staring back at me as I sat here, watching the worming snakes move in the walls, came over to me and picked up my empty bottle. He threw it across the room. It reached the window, and it shattered. Glass fell to the pavement four storeys below.

I looked at him and said, my thoughts in the future, my vision in the present, my sanity in the past:

"Dr. Freeman."














































The radio stutters to life in your hands. It should be broken, with batteries ripped out and panels falling off, held by rusty screws.

Cautiously, you set it down, and begin to listen:

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TREPANG2: Horizon Needs You
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5.7 Hours played
I've just beaten episodes 1 through 2 on the normal difficulty without dying once (not counting the lives lost), minus the final level where I restarted a grand total of 3 times until I found my Sifu training kicking back in.

It's probably the most tense boomer shooter I've ever played on a normal difficulty. The lack of quick saves or checkpoints becomes incredibly nerve-wracking, especially on the longer levels, and even on the intended difficulty can be surprisingly tough, if it weren't for my secret-hunting skills and the extra lives obtained from those nooks and crannies.

Upon first discovering INCISION it definitely was my "Mad God the game" candidate, but going deeper and deeper into the growth vivarium and beyond I felt much more like I was in a Lovecraftian story, and this time, a creature of termination, I was able to influence a level of eldritch politics I could never fully understand.

INCISION's story, unlike Mad God, is not completely surreal, but was very open to interpretation, and that's my favourite kind of story.

You play as a man who was "rebranded" by something he couldn't understand, and has been hiding in a desolate part of a walled-off city for a good long time, waiting for rescue, dissecting the corpse soldiers and flesh walkers to try and figure out what made them, and in turn himself, tick.

Then he gets a visit from the growth's army, and from there he continues his original goal, to delve deep into the world below his feet, constantly descending into something mankind should never have to tread.

Along the way I found the many humanoid figures, gone of skin, nothing but emaciated flesh and torn bone, curled into fetal positions or spread out among a pile of ammunition. You can even find some of these seemingly human remains in the [REDACTED], which makes you wonder if you weren't the only human thing to make it down that far, crossing between realities.

The combat and shooty-shooty-bang-bang action of a boomer shooter is here, and it feels good. Fast, slow, you never feel as if you're being choked into a certain playstyle, however you're never really forced to super-super fast. Level design is great, the weapon selection is beautiful, and Kitty is the most adorable bioweapon. It may not be bunny-hopping central like DUSK, you don't have the tactical forethought of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, you're not the DOOM Slayer, and you can't shoot coins like it's Ultrakill, but you do have double-jump and the best melee weapon in any boomer shooter you could ask for: the saw-spear-blade.

When I replay INCISION, I've got to do a saw-spear-blade-only run, cause the saw-spear-blade is the most amazing-feeling weapon apart from the rocket launcher and the revolver spinny secret mechanic and it makes me wanna see more melee action in shooters.

In fact, the designs for all of the weapons top-notch, maybe even a little overcompensating.

[SPOILERS IN CASE YOU WANNA FIND THEM ALL FOR YOURSELF]
For one, you've got the saw-spear-blade. Then you've got a six-shooter revolver, which is the only weapon you could possibly call "subtle" in this game. Then a quad-barrel shotgun, a two-barrelled machine gun that can also fire several shots as an improvised incendiary grenade, Arnold's iconic Commando quad rocket launcher, Kitty the living bioweapon, a minigun that tallies its rounds via how many yards rather than the actual number, a triple-barrelled shotgun nicknamed "THE JAWBREAKER", and a meaty railgun infused with Lovecraftian energy.

The artstyle and level design is immaculate. The placement of everything, from death traps and weapons to story clues and dead bodies made everything feel really lived-in despite everything being inside-out. My imagination ran wild throughout the game.

Enemy designs are great, and their usage is phenomenal. Too many shooters will forget about the enemies of an earlier level, or forget to add new enemies to later levels, but SmoothBrain's INCISION, especially Episode 2, is very smart with enemy placement. Even after fighting hordes of later level enemies you'll still come across a few early level enemies, again making everything feel like a proper lived-in world, as if the corpse soldiers are steadily following your path of carnage.

My only gripe is the saving system, but only for repeat playthroughs. I didn't mind the looming dread of having to replay an entire level if I screwed up, however it'd be fun to unlock a cheat after beating an episode that lets you go back and play with either quick saves or checkpoints. Quick saves would be the easiest to implement, so that way you wouldn't have to go back through every. Single. Level just to implement specific checkpoints, but I presume with enough patience even that would be possible.

The only time I think any kind of checkpoint system should be implemented (outside of cheats) is in the boss levels. The parry miniboss almost made my heart take a leap when I realised that I still had over 100 enemies to kill after dealing with him, and then at the end, you had a special surprise of not one, but TWO more parry bosses, plus several late-game enemies. Fortunately for me I really like parrying, and I've always been a fan of horror games, so having a scare like that made the level much more memorable, even if I was anxious in the moment.

I also noticed how the level select option in the main menu didn't unlock after beating either Episodes 1 or 2, but I assume it's only cause it hasn't been implemented yet. Early access and all.

So long as you manage your extra lives well, explore the environment, and learn your weapons and your enemies, you'll do just fine on the easy or normal difficulties. I've yet to try anything harder, and will prepare adequately before doing so.

If you're feeling apprehensive about getting the game, I recommend waiting for it to leave early access or grabbing it on a sale. But the atmosphere, the sound design, the world of INCISION is easily worth your time. I didn't even mention the soundtrack, which is absolutely awesome and unique.
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RocketPillow 28 Nov @ 2:27pm 
When the game suddenly boosts in popularity one day, then maybe. Best stealth party game
CROW 28 Nov @ 2:06pm 
play more intruder
CD's_nuts 25 Oct @ 11:21pm 
Have you seen gameplay of the remastered silent hill? ♥♥♥♥'s crazy yo. check it out.

https://youtu.be/TsPCHiqHw-c?t=32
RocketPillow 2 May @ 5:13pm 
Until I see faces in windows, statues that move when I blink, and armed forces arresting witches under the moonlight, this commission is nothing but a commission to me.
CD's_nuts 2 May @ 3:28pm 
when the SCP foundation is real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilateral_Commission
AP Art History 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am 
Morbus?