Сын Гор 228's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:05pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 7 May, 2017 @ 12:50pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:19pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 7:29am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:20pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 12:16pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:18pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 10 May, 2017 @ 10:46am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 10:59am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 4:31am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 11:02am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 8:16am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 7:51am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:08pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 10:29am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2016 @ 9:59am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 4:11am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:35pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 11:16am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2016 @ 9:16am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2016 @ 10:58am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2016 @ 10:03am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 9:06am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 3:01am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 10:53am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:09pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 7:58am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 7:03am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:30pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 7 May, 2017 @ 11:51am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:09pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:26pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:38pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:35pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 10 May, 2017 @ 10:42am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2016 @ 9:27am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 7 May, 2017 @ 1:19pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 3:16am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 3:36am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2017 @ 3:20am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 10:11am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 7 May, 2017 @ 12:58pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 9:34am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 10:56am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 9:24am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 11:30am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 3:23am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 6:28am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 11:34am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 9:50am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 6:24am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2016 @ 10:59am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 10:27am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 8 May, 2017 @ 7:30am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 7 May, 2017 @ 12:02pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 7 May, 2017 @ 11:34am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

26 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

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