Сын Гор 228s prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 13:05

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 7 maj, 2017 @ 12:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 14:19

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 7:29

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 13:20

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 12:16

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 14:18

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 10 maj, 2017 @ 10:46

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Upplåst 20 jun, 2016 @ 10:59

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 14:00

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 4:31

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 11:02

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 8:16

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 7:51

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 13:08

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 10:29

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 22 jun, 2016 @ 9:59

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2014 @ 4:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 13:35

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 20 jun, 2016 @ 11:16

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 22 jun, 2016 @ 9:16

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Upplåst 22 jun, 2016 @ 10:58

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 22 jun, 2016 @ 10:03

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 9:06

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 10 jun, 2017 @ 3:01

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 20 jun, 2016 @ 10:53

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 13:09

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 7:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 7:03

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 14:30

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 14:32

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Upplåst 7 maj, 2017 @ 11:51

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 13:09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 13:26

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 13:38

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2014 @ 14:35

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Upplåst 10 maj, 2017 @ 10:42

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 22 jun, 2016 @ 9:27

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 7 maj, 2017 @ 13:19

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Upplåst 10 jun, 2017 @ 3:16

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Upplåst 10 jun, 2017 @ 3:36

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 10 jun, 2017 @ 3:20

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Upplåst 21 jun, 2016 @ 10:11

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Upplåst 7 maj, 2017 @ 12:58

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 19 jun, 2016 @ 9:34

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 19 jun, 2016 @ 10:56

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 20 jun, 2016 @ 9:24

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 20 jun, 2016 @ 11:30

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 13:36

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 3:23

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 6:28

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 19 jun, 2016 @ 11:34

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 9:50

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 6:24

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Upplåst 22 jun, 2016 @ 10:59

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Upplåst 21 jun, 2016 @ 10:27

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2017 @ 7:30

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 7 maj, 2017 @ 12:02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 7 maj, 2017 @ 11:34

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

26 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

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