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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 13:05

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odblokowano: 7 maja 2017 o 12:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 14:19

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 7:29

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 13:20

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 12:16

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 14:18

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odblokowano: 10 maja 2017 o 10:46

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odblokowano: 20 czerwca 2016 o 10:59

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 14:00

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 4:31

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 11:02

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 8:16

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 7:51

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 13:08

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 10:29

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2016 o 9:59

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odblokowano: 17 sierpnia 2014 o 4:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 13:35

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odblokowano: 20 czerwca 2016 o 11:16

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2016 o 9:16

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2016 o 10:58

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2016 o 10:03

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 9:06

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odblokowano: 10 czerwca 2017 o 3:01

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odblokowano: 20 czerwca 2016 o 10:53

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 13:09

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 7:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 7:03

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 14:30

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 14:32

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odblokowano: 7 maja 2017 o 11:51

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 13:09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 13:26

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 13:38

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 16 sierpnia 2014 o 14:35

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odblokowano: 10 maja 2017 o 10:42

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2016 o 9:27

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odblokowano: 7 maja 2017 o 13:19

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odblokowano: 10 czerwca 2017 o 3:16

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odblokowano: 10 czerwca 2017 o 3:36

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odblokowano: 10 czerwca 2017 o 3:20

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2016 o 10:11

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odblokowano: 7 maja 2017 o 12:58

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2016 o 9:34

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2016 o 10:56

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odblokowano: 20 czerwca 2016 o 9:24

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odblokowano: 20 czerwca 2016 o 11:30

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 13:36

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 3:23

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 6:28

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2016 o 11:34

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 9:50

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 6:24

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2016 o 10:59

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2016 o 10:27

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Odblokowano: 8 maja 2017 o 7:30

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odblokowano: 7 maja 2017 o 12:02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odblokowano: 7 maja 2017 o 11:34



OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
10 / 30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
26 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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