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this horrendous piece of caca aint worth even a dollar

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>drink
>drive

cool game
cooler if youre high

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very very nice

I just came in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

FAQ

What does this mean?

A large load of baby gravy has been transferred from my testicles into your rectum.

Why did I do this?

There are several reasons why I came in your ass. These include, but are not limited to:

Your comment turned me on

You are cute

Your dad was too busy

How did I do this?

I rammed your rectum with my handsome hog until I turned you into a frosting factory.

Why am I telling you about this?

Your ass will be leaking ♥♥♥ for at least 36 hours and may be a slipping hazard. Also you might be gay.

How can you avoid this in the future?

Unless you stop looking so breedable in the near future, you can’t. I will always find a way to fill your tight little boyhole 👀.

I just came in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

FAQ

What does this mean?

A large load of baby gravy has been transferred from my testicles into your rectum.

Why did I do this?

There are several reasons why I came in your ass. These include, but are not limited to:

Your comment turned me on

You are cute

Your dad was too busy

How did I do this?

I rammed your rectum with my handsome hog until I turned you into a frosting factory.

Why am I telling you about this?

Your ass will be leaking ♥♥♥ for at least 36 hours and may be a slipping hazard. Also you might be gay.

How can you avoid this in the future?

Unless you stop looking so breedable in the near future, you can’t. I will always find a way to fill your tight little boyhole 👀.

Nothing is more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attractive than a capybara, if someone ever gave me the choice between a woman and a capybara they better be ready to catch me clapping those giant rodent cheeks because nothing gets me off more than a nice juicy capy. Ever since I was nine I would go to the capybara exhibit at the zoo just so I could get a look at those beautiful beasts. In my teens I was caught masturbating multiple times to capybaras. My addiction has alienated my family and I am no longer welcome near my own children. Every day I tell myself the only family I need are the capybaras but I know thats lie and that no amount of capybaras will ever fill the hole that is left in my heart. Moral of the story dont throw let your life because of some unhealthy obsession with large rodents. Anyway if anyone knows some good capybara documentaries hook a brother up.