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alex 17 Nov, 2019 @ 3:01pm 
It has been 4 hours since I succesfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis conctact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, im not sure what kind of power I may have stumbled upon but its possible that the government has found out. If I dont update this again please send help.
alex 24 Oct, 2019 @ 3:07pm 
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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ .
kaptain 21 Jul, 2018 @ 2:53am 
:EnemyEyes:
alex 23 Apr, 2018 @ 4:07pm 
idk who this guy is but im pretty sure he tried to groom me. im 12 btw
Mundi 17 Jan, 2018 @ 7:14am 
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alex 3 Aug, 2017 @ 3:29pm 
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alex 4 Mar, 2017 @ 6:18pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
alex 29 Nov, 2016 @ 6:01am 
OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U ♥♥♥♥♥ 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM ♥♥♥♥♥😵😵
Alex 6 Jan, 2016 @ 3:56pm 
/フフ       ム`ヽ
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/ |   (:steamsad:) ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ
I M I S S Y O U !!!~
henge 7 Sep, 2015 @ 7:03am 
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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPINKDADDY OF CHAOS! POST THIS TO 3 OTHER PROFILES OR HIS LIVER WILL FAIL AND HE MIGHT DIE AND THAT WOULD BE SAD.
Alex 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:40pm 
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George 26 May, 2015 @ 10:12am 
ᕙ(░ಥ╭͜ʖ╮ಥ░)━☆゚.*・。゚
RAT 19 May, 2015 @ 12:59am 
"dry beer" you what m8
Large Cosmological Crustacean 15 Apr, 2015 @ 2:42pm 
Vaccinated jet fuel can melt autism
Large Cosmological Crustacean 2 Apr, 2015 @ 9:17pm 
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN DONG? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
Large Cosmological Crustacean 1 Apr, 2015 @ 7:56am 
DID YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE FROM MY FACEBOOK ???????
minorswing 4 Mar, 2015 @ 6:34am 
lol
Matwoj 16 Feb, 2015 @ 5:23pm 
♥♥♥ This is a windmill of friendship ♥♥♥ Copy and paste this if you also love your friends ♥♥♥
George 16 Feb, 2015 @ 3:03pm 
I watched Leviathan
henge 3 Jan, 2015 @ 7:22am 
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U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FAIL WHALE! IF U DO NOT PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE U WILL BECOME FAIL AND HAVE FAIL IN UR LIFE
Large Cosmological Crustacean 11 Dec, 2014 @ 3:15pm 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ DONGERS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
George 18 Oct, 2014 @ 6:07am 
As a REDDITOR, that presentation made me CRINGE ಠ_ಠ

I think I speak for the entire Reddit Cringe Army™ when I say that Apple products are higher quality, and this would never happen on an iPad. Much like Steve Jobs, I am a memer and a dreamer, and these filthy Microsoft jеw shills are really rustling my jimmies (that is another reddit meme btw, look it up)

Only a completely irrational moron (like a religious person) would purchase this product. Because any rational thinker (atheist), upon having examined the facts, would realize that Apple is the superior brand.

That is all. Le narwhal bacons at midnight ಠ_ಠ
not alex 1 Oct, 2014 @ 3:31pm 
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henge 16 Sep, 2014 @ 11:54am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL THINKING IM POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT
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send this JOTARO to every stand user you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE STAND USER
Remus 2 Sep, 2014 @ 6:58am 
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lookat these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ holding hands it represents u and stason being homolordimus maximus
Large Cosmological Crustacean 31 Aug, 2014 @ 12:31am 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
in search of sunrise 24 Aug, 2014 @ 2:53pm 
benis
Matwoj 28 Jun, 2014 @ 2:12pm 
:bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem::bbtgem:
Toba 13 May, 2014 @ 2:09pm 
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vani 12 May, 2014 @ 3:29am 
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (_̅_̅_̅__̅_̅_̲̅F̲̲̅̅I̲̲̅̅S̲̲̅̅S̲̲̅̅U̲̲̅̅R̲̲̅̅E̲̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) But at what cost?
Large Cosmological Crustacean 21 Mar, 2014 @ 5:12am 
No spamerino on profile PLEZE
Remus 27 Feb, 2014 @ 6:17am 
?? ur name is marseille but ur from romania wtf man whats up with that ♥♥♥♥
not alex 17 Feb, 2014 @ 2:37pm 
/フフ       ム`ヽ
/ ノ)           ) ヽ
/ |   (:dealwithit:) ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ
you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!~
Matwoj 14 Feb, 2014 @ 4:16pm 
Happy birthday?
not alex 31 Dec, 2013 @ 5:36am 
/フフ       ム`ヽ
/ ノ)           ) ヽ
/ |   (:melon:) ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ
happy new year!!!~
Smashmouth420 25 Dec, 2013 @ 7:42am 
★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* BreakfasTmas*★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥ ♥ ˛* ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛
not alex 17 Dec, 2013 @ 9:59pm 
You are my senpai
My only senpai
You give me dokis
And shades of grey
You'll never notice me
But I still love you
You're sugoi, kawaii desu ne
not alex 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:28pm 
★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* SmitZmas*★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥ ♥ ˛* ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ .
not alex 15 Oct, 2013 @ 6:42am 
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong dragon dildo ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~who don’t need no dragon ♥♥♥ lube ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
perpetual blinding stew 26 Sep, 2013 @ 9:02am 
welcome ! i am a man, with an appreciation for maurice ratvich - how may i help ?
not alex 14 Sep, 2013 @ 2:33am 
:melon:
not alex 29 Aug, 2013 @ 4:00pm 
23:58 - rat_: look at me i am almost naked
23:58 - rat_: almost
George 25 Jun, 2013 @ 6:06pm 
༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ feel my elbows ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
vani 1 Jun, 2013 @ 2:58am 
keep yo girls locked in, theyre escaping!
alfdotgov 14 May, 2013 @ 3:34am 
hey rat have you tried the new nike air jordans?
not alex 17 Apr, 2013 @ 2:00pm 
"Why are you all inside me?" - rat 2013
George 6 Apr, 2013 @ 10:44pm 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!
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