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alex 17 NOV 2019 a las 3:01 p. m. 
It has been 4 hours since I succesfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis conctact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, im not sure what kind of power I may have stumbled upon but its possible that the government has found out. If I dont update this again please send help.
alex 24 OCT 2019 a las 3:07 p. m. 
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kaptain 21 JUL 2018 a las 2:53 a. m. 
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alex 23 ABR 2018 a las 4:07 p. m. 
idk who this guy is but im pretty sure he tried to groom me. im 12 btw
Mundi 17 ENE 2018 a las 7:14 a. m. 
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alex 3 AGO 2017 a las 3:29 p. m. 
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alex 4 MAR 2017 a las 6:18 p. m. 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
alex 29 NOV 2016 a las 6:01 a. m. 
OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U ♥♥♥♥♥ 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM ♥♥♥♥♥😵😵
Alex 6 ENE 2016 a las 3:56 p. m. 
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henge 7 SEP 2015 a las 7:03 a. m. 
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Alex 2 SEP 2015 a las 5:40 p. m. 
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George 10 JUL 2015 a las 7:35 a. m. 
George 26 MAY 2015 a las 10:12 a. m. 
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RAT 19 MAY 2015 a las 12:59 a. m. 
"dry beer" you what m8
Large Cosmological Crustacean 15 ABR 2015 a las 2:42 p. m. 
Vaccinated jet fuel can melt autism
Large Cosmological Crustacean 2 ABR 2015 a las 9:17 p. m. 
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN DONG? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
Large Cosmological Crustacean 1 ABR 2015 a las 7:56 a. m. 
DID YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE FROM MY FACEBOOK ???????
minorswing 4 MAR 2015 a las 6:34 a. m. 
lol
Matwoj 16 FEB 2015 a las 5:23 p. m. 
♥♥♥ This is a windmill of friendship ♥♥♥ Copy and paste this if you also love your friends ♥♥♥
George 16 FEB 2015 a las 3:03 p. m. 
I watched Leviathan
henge 3 ENE 2015 a las 7:22 a. m. 
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U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FAIL WHALE! IF U DO NOT PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE U WILL BECOME FAIL AND HAVE FAIL IN UR LIFE
Large Cosmological Crustacean 11 DIC 2014 a las 3:15 p. m. 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ DONGERS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
George 18 OCT 2014 a las 6:07 a. m. 
As a REDDITOR, that presentation made me CRINGE ಠ_ಠ

I think I speak for the entire Reddit Cringe Army™ when I say that Apple products are higher quality, and this would never happen on an iPad. Much like Steve Jobs, I am a memer and a dreamer, and these filthy Microsoft jеw shills are really rustling my jimmies (that is another reddit meme btw, look it up)

Only a completely irrational moron (like a religious person) would purchase this product. Because any rational thinker (atheist), upon having examined the facts, would realize that Apple is the superior brand.

That is all. Le narwhal bacons at midnight ಠ_ಠ
not alex 1 OCT 2014 a las 3:31 p. m. 
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henge 16 SEP 2014 a las 11:54 a. m. 
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Remus 2 SEP 2014 a las 6:58 a. m. 
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Large Cosmological Crustacean 31 AGO 2014 a las 12:31 a. m. 
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i hate models 24 AGO 2014 a las 2:53 p. m. 
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Matwoj 28 JUN 2014 a las 2:12 p. m. 
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vani 12 MAY 2014 a las 3:29 a. m. 
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) But at what cost?
Large Cosmological Crustacean 21 MAR 2014 a las 5:12 a. m. 
No spamerino on profile PLEZE
Remus 27 FEB 2014 a las 6:17 a. m. 
?? ur name is marseille but ur from romania wtf man whats up with that ♥♥♥♥
not alex 17 FEB 2014 a las 2:37 p. m. 
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you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!~
Matwoj 14 FEB 2014 a las 4:16 p. m. 
Happy birthday?
not alex 31 DIC 2013 a las 5:36 a. m. 
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happy new year!!!~
Smashmouth420 25 DIC 2013 a las 7:42 a. m. 
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not alex 17 DIC 2013 a las 9:59 p. m. 
You are my senpai
My only senpai
You give me dokis
And shades of grey
You'll never notice me
But I still love you
You're sugoi, kawaii desu ne
not alex 16 DIC 2013 a las 6:28 p. m. 
★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ .
not alex 15 OCT 2013 a las 6:42 a. m. 
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perpetual blinding stew 26 SEP 2013 a las 9:02 a. m. 
welcome ! i am a man, with an appreciation for maurice ratvich - how may i help ?
not alex 14 SEP 2013 a las 2:33 a. m. 
:melon:
not alex 29 AGO 2013 a las 4:00 p. m. 
23:58 - rat_: look at me i am almost naked
23:58 - rat_: almost
George 25 JUN 2013 a las 6:06 p. m. 
༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ feel my elbows ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
vani 1 JUN 2013 a las 2:58 a. m. 
keep yo girls locked in, theyre escaping!
alfdotgov 14 MAY 2013 a las 3:34 a. m. 
hey rat have you tried the new nike air jordans?
not alex 17 ABR 2013 a las 2:00 p. m. 
"Why are you all inside me?" - rat 2013
George 6 ABR 2013 a las 10:44 p. m. 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!
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