It has been 4 hours since I succesfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis conctact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, im not sure what kind of power I may have stumbled upon but its possible that the government has found out. If I dont update this again please send help.

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˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* SmitZmas*★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥ ♥ ˛* ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ .

idk who this guy is but im pretty sure he tried to groom me. im 12 btw

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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/ ｜　　　() ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ
I M I S S Y O U ！！！～

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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPINKDADDY OF CHAOS! POST THIS TO 3 OTHER PROFILES OR HIS LIVER WILL FAIL AND HE MIGHT DIE AND THAT WOULD BE SAD.

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https://i.imgur.com/QOgdjnj.jpg

ᕙ(░ಥ╭͜ʖ╮ಥ░)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

"dry beer" you what m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW5aARaZ_vc

http://rs1img.memecdn.com/the-fresh-smell-of-coffee_o_260532.gif

Vaccinated jet fuel can melt autism

ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ

DID YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE FROM MY FACEBOOK ???????

lol

♥♥♥ This is a windmill of friendship ♥♥♥ Copy and paste this if you also love your friends ♥♥♥

I watched Leviathan

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U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FAIL WHALE! IF U DO NOT PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE U WILL BECOME FAIL AND HAVE FAIL IN UR LIFE

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ DONGERS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

As a REDDITOR, that presentation made me CRINGE ಠ_ಠ

I think I speak for the entire Reddit Cringe Army™ when I say that Apple products are higher quality, and this would never happen on an iPad. Much like Steve Jobs, I am a memer and a dreamer, and these filthy Microsoft jеw shills are really rustling my jimmies (that is another reddit meme btw, look it up)

Only a completely irrational moron (like a religious person) would purchase this product. Because any rational thinker (atheist), upon having examined the facts, would realize that Apple is the superior brand.

That is all. Le narwhal bacons at midnight ಠ_ಠ

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WE TRUE STAND USERS
WE ORA TOGETHER
WE MUDA TOGETHER
send this JOTARO to every stand user you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE STAND USER

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benis

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Isänmaa karjala perkele sauna kirves vaimo 6-1 omakotitalo vene terva mäntysuopa suomempystykorva konepistooli karhu ilves susi kossu viina pontikka metsä kiitos 39-45 veteraani Mannerheim Juti rillaa Seppo Räty Mika Häkkinen sydänkohtaus diabetes Trixi saatana vittu lande Kimi Räikkönen jallu Jari Litmanen Lauri Törni Lappi Kekkonen YLE Jumalåda
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (_̅_̅_̅__̅_̅_̲̅F̲̲̅̅I̲̲̅̅S̲̲̅̅S̲̲̅̅U̲̲̅̅R̲̲̅̅E̲̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) But at what cost?

No spamerino on profile PLEZE

?? ur name is marseille but ur from romania wtf man whats up with that ♥♥♥♥

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/ ノ) 　　 　 　　　　 ）　ヽ
/ ｜　　　() ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ
you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥！！！～

Happy birthday?

／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　 ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) 　　 　 　　　　 ）　ヽ
/ ｜　　　() ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ
ｈａｐｐｙ　ｎｅｗ　ｙｅａｒ！！！～

★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* BreakfasTmas*★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥ ♥ ˛* ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛

You are my senpai
My only senpai
You give me dokis
And shades of grey
You'll never notice me
But I still love you
You're sugoi, kawaii desu ne

★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* SmitZmas*★ 。*
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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ .

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~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong dragon dildo ~ ~ ~ ~
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welcome ! i am a man, with an appreciation for maurice ratvich - how may i help ?

23:58 - rat_: look at me i am almost naked
23:58 - rat_: almost

༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ feel my elbows ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

keep yo girls locked in, theyre escaping!

hey rat have you tried the new nike air jordans?

"Why are you all inside me?" - rat 2013

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!
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