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Don't just say hi when greeting people
Diff people require diff greeting words.
offensive to everyone tutorial
General: Hi!
African American:" 's up my ni..."
Japanese:" ki sama baka!"
Chinese: " ni hao, cnm"
British: " Morning! Had your bo'oh'o'wa'er mate?"
Germany: " Hail Hit...."
Orphans: "Hello sweety! Where are your parents?"
Sigma male :" No biaches?"
Chad: you basic asf
Lesbian & Gay: Why'd choose to be gay?
Trans: you are what you were born
Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet is lame
Gen Z: skibidi is peak
Boomer: still breathing?
Norwegian: Death Metal is the best
Sweden: Black metal is better than death metal, and pirating movies should go to hell
Russian: "still drinking vodka and f@king bears all day?
Simpsons fans: season 34 is better than all s1-s9 combined!
Star Wars fans: Disney saved the franchise！
John Wick: No wife, no dogs?
Patrick starfish:TUBBY

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You guys are double standarded as well!

You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"

but when it comes to a girl with a pen!s
or some dude's nude

you'd be like " ewwww wtf"

also be like " lesbian corn ! I love it!"
" gay corn,? ewww!"

man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality！

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Todays people are so ♥♥♥♥♥ double standarded
fighting for ethic ethnic equality， gender equality all day

meanwhile unborn babies kicking preg women all the time.
and when I do it.
back to the jail I go

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Ultimate PC upgrade guide 2024!

1. Download RTX 5090 ti onto your PC for a boost
2. buy some SSD to increase your RAM
3. Use a shoe box for your case, it's both cooler and environment friendly
4.Simply bend your monitor to get a curv screen
5.cut the wires of your mouse and keyborad, wireless is tidy
6. incase your CPU run out of date, go buy 1t sand to grind yourself a i9-28888K

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Right, Mr.Krabs is dead.
who is the killer? only straight people can guess it right
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a. Spongebob
b. Sandy
c.Patrick
d. Plankton
e. Gary
f. Pearl
g. a robber



he killed himself! he's so cheap, wouldn't even pay for hookers, so he choked himself to death by autoerotic asphyxia

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Life Hack 202
let's get real, ugly and disgusting.

DId you know if your mom and I were a couple?
She'd saved so much money on toilet paper and Tampons


(man how did my cat come up with those simp ideas)