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22.7 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
I have never sat down and played a game for close to 7 hours straight, much less a JRPG. This is absolutely worth $20. Do yourself a favor and grab this gem.
Posted 25 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
16.8 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
It really says something about a game when the story moves me to tears without displaying a single line of dialogue, and I don't cry over games often.

Bravo, Heart Machine, everything about this game- the beautiful soundtrack, stunning world, fluid animations and breathtaking graphics is really a masterpiece.
Posted 2 April, 2016.
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1.5 hrs on record
this game is not only fun in itself but also full of neat little easter eggs and references. a fun game and it's free!
Posted 6 December, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
116.4 hrs on record (80.3 hrs at review time)
this game is better than fallout so stop comparing it to fallout

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Posted 15 August, 2015.
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34.0 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Even for someone with no programming background- this game is by far the most fun tycoon I have ever played! The feeling of being ablee to create every single aspect of your company from the server rooms, to the furniture, to the placement of computers, lounges, etc, and the vast range of software you can create with different sizes and features as the years go by.

I spent 11 hours straight playing this game, and started from a tiny one-room shack to a three story warehouse with fully furnished and decorated workspaces, three lounges, two meeting rooms, and a server room with over seventy servers. My most recent Operating System had been rated Outstanding, and was close to 100% coverage in the world. I had a distribution channel with multiple physical stores all over america (or so i'd like to think.)

Pros:
+endless replayability
+customization of almost every aspect of the game
+complicated but fun financial features
+furniture and decorations, for those creative and artistic
+realistic needs of employees (bathrooms, fridges, coffee, nice looking surroundings)
+employees sometimes don't get along with eachother (that's realistic!)
+employee ages
+tons of different software production options
+tons of different features for said production options
+great graphics (imo) and hilarious animations

Cons
-features unlock only as time moves on (research teams in the future, maybe?)
-marketing is too easy (you only need, like two marketers for a company of 26 employees)
-assigning furniture to people is hard (you have to wait for them to sit on the furniture first)
-assigning a specific profession to a room is hard

this was a great game, and I'll keep enjoying it. Buy it!
Posted 14 August, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
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2.0 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Art.
Posted 29 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
109.1 hrs on record (36.0 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥ corporate greed caused me to hate this game and it's creators. Multiplayer lobby system is bad. Constant lobby disconnections. Cheaters and hackers everywhere.

Good game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ marketing and antihack.
Posted 23 June, 2015.
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29.1 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
It's a good game, with a nice story and plenty of unsolved mysteries to keep you glued to the screen. The retro-platformer style action and boss fights never seem to get old. I highly reccomend it.
Posted 18 May, 2014.
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3.9 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
HIGHLY RECCOMEND THIS GAME, if you are willing to be immersed in a story that requires thought and be able to fill in some blanks for yourself. Easily one of the scariest games I have EVER played.
Posted 13 May, 2014.
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3,411.3 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
Very very fun game, especially with zeus mode. Get it.
Posted 16 April, 2014.
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