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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 633.2 hrs on record (353.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Dec, 2015 @ 2:36am

Imagine sinking in quick sand. You want to get out but you willingly continue to sink because theres victory at the end. (not really) This sumerizes my gameplay expirience though. I hate this game so much to the point i keep playing it. because like 100's of dollars not well spent. If you will like to read on my story of how much i want to choke this game with butterflies with razor sharp hearts made of auraxium then go on and try to enjoy it. Thank you.

I threw 125$+ into this game over a 3 week period.
I look really cool now.
For some reason i played Vanu and it made me worse at video games. No joke.
100% not pay to win.
Just remember. no refunds.
I hate this game with the deepest of all passions.
I love this game because i look awesome and talk like a russian.
I love this game because my vanu female infiltrator looks pretty boss
I love this game because nc uhh. i forgot nc. OH SKYWHALE!!
I hate this game because it re installed on me 2 times without warning me.
i hate this game because you get worse as you put money into it. (apperently)
I hate this game because somtimes you dont play heavy assault and get ur shoes untied and trip over them.
I hate this game because in order to tie your shoes again you need to play heavy assault.
I love this game because i cant stop playing it.
I hate this game because i cant stop playing it.
I only play this game because i put money into it.
Why am i even playing this game.
I nutural this game because i put too many feelings into it.
I hate this game becaus i couldve put money into a better video card than look cool
I hate this game because you cant learn how to esf if you have even the slightlest un relaxation
I hate this game because whenever you try to learn somthing your too used to what ur good at so you stick with that
I hate learning curves
I hate school.
I hate spending my money to only get worse at a video game.
In summary. This game is a 1/10 emotional expierience 9/10 gameplay expiereience 3/10 infiltrator expiereience 10/10 heavy assault expeirience 10/10 light assault expierience (if you have c4 which i stil didnt even unlock and use yet on any of my chars.) 10/10 medic cert grind expirience. i forgot/10 max expierience because im not spending the time to cert grind for that. 3/10 ESF expirience because vanu pancakes i cant lead for crap. 11/10 skywhale expiereience 0/10 finding a gunner expierience. 10/10 battle sundie is op. learn to gun for a sundie all of you plz. its op 9999/10 customization expierience. 12/10 i suck and am only getting worse at this game expirience. 10/10 expirience when you start shaping the battlefield correctly. 1/10 feeling when you go from 20k certs per hour to 5k per hour because you spent 125$+ to look cool. 7/10 harasser expirience. because doing it is fun but getting it done to you is just terrible. 10/10 would play this game. 10/10 will stop playing after my kd goes below 0.00 10/10 the funny thing is. you feel like ur dieing all the time and getting focused to the very socets of ur eyes while you play infiltrator. 0/10 infiltrator expirience due to heavy assaults everywhere. 3/10 update expirience. reskins and such. repaints and such isnt cutting it. more guns that have an extra piece of metal sticking out of them please. ---/--- i wrote this while having to wait for my game to re download right after i perchased a DLC. because planetside 2. and since its night time its going at under 700 kb/s for whatever reason. i have fun 5% of the time i play planet side 2. The rest is just WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST BUY WITH MY 1000 CERTS!!!!!!! then you just never use that pheonix again. i mean that gun. or thing. again. cert ur classes first. then get ur weps and stuff. thats what ive learned. but i still havent learned my lesson. this game is a 4/10 but i still play it because it sucks. its like socks. the smell is so horiffingly good.

THANKS YOU for reading my awesome review. I love this game honestly. just if i was 95% better 95% of the time... that would be awesome.
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