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The other day I Nae-naed my libertard history teacher so hard in class. She was saying something about gun or birth control (can't really remember which one) and I just stood up and said "facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake". My entire class looked at me and I seized the moment by doing my most epicest troll face and then I said "trololololololol haha owned" and sat back down. My liberal classmates were so shocked at how epic my roast was that nobody said anything for a solid 5 minutes and just looked at me! Haha when you troll a feminise leftiste amirite.

Dude I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate those I totally agree!

Is it just me, or do auto flush toilets suck. I’m trying to get my business done but halfway through your ♥♥♥♥ it just flushed randomly. Then your stuck in that awkward position of continuing your business while everybody else thinks that your hogging a stall. People are getting angry at you even though the auto flush toilet is to blame! Sure they had the right intent of making this toilet flush automatically but at what expense! For the rest of your life your going to remember that scaring moment where you were doing your business after taco Tuesday and the toilet flushes then seconds later everybody in the bathroom is pounding on your stall door to open up thinking your done but you still have a long way to go. That’s why I haven’t used one for the past five years

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