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The other day I Nae-naed my libertard history teacher so hard in class. She was saying something about gun or birth control (can't really remember which one) and I just stood up and said "facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake". My entire class looked at me and I seized the moment by doing my most epicest troll face and then I said "trololololololol haha owned" and sat back down. My liberal classmates were so shocked at how epic my roast was that nobody said anything for a solid 5 minutes and just looked at me! Haha when you troll a feminise leftiste amirite.

Dude I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate those I totally agree!

Is it just me, or do auto flush toilets suck. I’m trying to get my business done but halfway through your ♥♥♥♥ it just flushed randomly. Then your stuck in that awkward position of continuing your business while everybody else thinks that your hogging a stall. People are getting angry at you even though the auto flush toilet is to blame! Sure they had the right intent of making this toilet flush automatically but at what expense! For the rest of your life your going to remember that scaring moment where you were doing your business after taco Tuesday and the toilet flushes then seconds later everybody in the bathroom is pounding on your stall door to open up thinking your done but you still have a long way to go. That’s why I haven’t used one for the past five years

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This man is a hacker, and here is my proof! (Crom Tuise logic)

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Yoit.

Well, to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into matters in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say. 🤔

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This guy is my cousin... That means that I have his back. If you insult him you'll have to deal with me, and if you know me...... you know that that is not good. This guy is awesome, definetly add him because guess what? He is one of the only people I know of this generation that plays the good stuff. THE OLD STUFF! THE 90's STUFF!

To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa

Juan /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ Juan

Juan /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ Steven

Zulch has been kicked due to inactivity.

Steven has disconnected from the server. (jk)

Steven has succesfully connected to the server.

Sending Client info for Steven...

Steven had connected to the server.

Zulch has full blown AIDS.

Zulch has achieved zen.

Zulch has entered the twilight zone.

Zulch has gone AFK

Zulch has connected to the server.

Nah, I’m still here, just doing other things. I’ll be back soon!

Zulch has left the game.

+rep cute girl I always drop her AWP

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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+rep Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HER HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VIRGIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAN BE SUCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

+rep I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I don't eat McDonald's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ okay? The ♥♥♥♥ would give you that idea I would eat that ♥♥♥♥?!

+rep Good medic main, nice person and good friend :)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

+rep 1 account wasn't enough, Dedicated player and good friend.

thanks

+rep Dedicated player and good friend.