I really don't know what to say about this game. If you love condiment jars dressed in sexy leopard bikinis and love clicking your mouse rythemically against the cool smooth surface of mayo jars, then this is for you!

In all serious though, being a silly game, don't have expectations too high. Be prepared to potentially beat your mouse into submission and get finger cramps...if that can..happen..

the little tiny "stories" are in the achievements themselves, which is kinda cool and original.

This is probably the easiest and fastest game to get a perfect score.

So if you have a disturbing love for mayo in raunchy outfits, want to add finger day to your gym regime and love cats, dogs and poops falling all across the jar, then WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I know you're mayo cortex is quiverin'.