Hello there my fellow G A M E R S . Thanks for taking your time to read this cringe ass naenae giant wall of text of a profile.

I go by many names on the internet, some of which are: Prof. Black | Micro Ondas 34L/Microondas 34L | Colarinho Negro
Some of my less known names are: Srta. Black | Dudsdark | Dudslolz | '̲̜̥̈́̐͐͒͌͋͆͘U̴̦̜͓͒͐͒͛̋̅͌̈́m̊ͥͭ̿ͧ̓̏̚͏҉̮̜̺͓̲̪̙̫̱r̵̡̞̣̪̙̗̣ͩͨ́̇̓̎̓̃ͅ ̵͈͕͇̱̗͔̜̠͛̌͟Ā͉̝̟̳̯̩̯͐ͦ́ͅt̠͉̜̘͑ͣ͆͆̇̂̆ͦ-̴̰̭̯̇̈́̎͠T̂͋̌̋̓҉̧̯͍͇͇̯̻͔a̛͚̞̪̘ͦ̀ͣ̉̎̒́̚w̴̮͍̰͆̆̓ͭ̄̉̊iͪͨ̅̓͐͒̈͌҉͙̮͖̦͔̜̥̦͚̀͜l̪̠͓̤̔͑̀͘͘] | G̢̧u̷͠a͏rd͡ia̸͞ņ͞ ̷o̵̕͠f̢̀͢ ͜͢the̛͘ ̀̕҉Ul͡t̢ì̡m̨҉a̧͞͡t̷̕e̶̕ ̛̛G͞a̛͘t̴͟e҉ | T͢h͢e̸̡ ҉͜P̷̨҉r̶ol͝͏̕on̷͏ge̢d̷̢̨ ͟ǫ͡f͟ ͏Ĺ͜͢i̴͘f̀̀͟è | A̕v̧̡a̴̛͢t̵̛̕͢a͢҉͢҉r͘͟ ̷̛͞͝o͏̢̧͠f̸̡ ̨͞͝Y̷͛̎͌̆́͘͢͏̬̝̖̳͔̫̭̺ͅo̸̢̬̞͓̻̠̹̠̗͗̆̉̔̈͛̐̎͐̾ͣͥͭ̓ͩ͊̔̎͂̀̀͘ͅg̉ͨ̒̋̂ͬ̏̏͒ͫ͗̒͗͗ͣ̅ͧ́̚̚͢҉̗͉̞̫̳̭͡-̸̺͎̠̯̫̭͓̬̜͎̮͔̽̉̌̔ͥ̌̀̚͢͟͝͡S̢̡͛͛̊̇̄̐̽̉͒̊̀̈́̚̚͢͠҉̗̬̘̩͔̟̠̰̜͎̣̯ͅͅo̶̶͕̰̞̬̦̓̿̐̋͆̉͐͐̔̆ͩͮ̊ͦ̈͐͋ͮ̚t̪̰͈ͯͭ̒͊ͫ̐ͥ̃̓̃͐́͘͜͜͢h̝̥̤̭̲͍̄́̋̐͌̒ͭͦͬͭ̇͑́̽̉̋̅̕͝o̠̱̭̫̪͋ͬ̂̑ͭ̍̄̑̾͑͗̀̇̒͋̃͗́̚͝t̋ͩͯ͆͂͐̔ͬ͘͏̥̣̘̻̫̳̠͚̜͕ͅh̶̶̴̯͉͉̘͉̰͔̟̥̟̲ͧͦ̑̇́͞ | edupm

The name Prof. Black (and any variation of it) is a reference to the board game Cluedo. On the Brazilian version of the game (which is named Detetive) Dr. Black is a playable character by the name of Prof. Black.

I'm truly and utterly addicted to videogames, especially Team Fortress 2, Honkai Impact 3rd and League of Legends. I doubt I will ever stop playing games, but finding the time to do that is gonna be the hard part (The wonders of adulthood).

For those that care about it: I care not for your gender or sex, identify or expression, just don't be a whiny little stain about it.
I honestly never saw the big deal about all these labels, and I think that neither should you. Be whatever makes you happy and stop trying to categorize yourself and everyone else in these little stereotypes. Each and every one of us is weird and unique in our own way.
TLDR.: I don't care what you are as long as you are sentient, aware of what you are doing, and not about to rage at me after I destroy you in whatever game we play together.

My hobbies include:
- Listening to music everyday (I consider music one of, if not the most beautiful thing humanity as a species has invented, and I think most people don't really apreciate it enough. Everyone should just lay down and listen to some music once in a while)
- Crying like a b**** at emotional stuff. F***ing Honkai and Rebuild of EVA...
- Reading a lot, ranging from books to fanfictions (They have a very bad reputation, but some can be surprisingly well written)
- Drinking (Trying to cut back a little on that);
- Watching V-Tubers (Jesus christ I can't stop please send help).

Expect lots of cursing, memes and some interesting stories, and remember: Do not kill the cringe part of yourself, kill the part that cringes.