A quantum-certified duck just stole my Wi-Fi password, blamed it on a time-traveling toaster, and now my refrigerator refuses to chill unless I compliment its “emotional coolant levels.” Meanwhile, three existentially confused potatoes formed a boy band called Spudnik Revolution and released a debut single titled “Mashed Feelings (ft. Onion Tears).”

konichiwa

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Sometimes you have to lose everything to discover that you were the only one you really had. I wish you the best

hello

its okay

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