Recent reviews by Captain Picards Balls

Maurice Chavez ! 9/10

https://youtu.be/MSMM6z8_kxg
6/10

A Kmart Bargain box early access turd !

Buckle Up !
10/10

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0BJ6O7ThjdM

A giant Turd, Capeesh !

When we get to Alexandretta, we will face 3 challenges. First, The Breath of God. Only the penitent man will Pass. Second, The Word of God. Only in the footsteps of God will he proceed. Third, The Path of God. Only in the leap from the lions head will he prove his worth.

https://youtu.be/e1KKVy-nki8?t=338

Zlatan !

The only reason for playing this Bargain Box T U R D game is Arnold Schwarzenegger !

https://youtu.be/G6PBhdM9Ftg

So far so good, 7.4/10.
Fun 3 man Co Op missions.
Game runs well, can be buggy though.
The game has crashed on me multiple times when alt tabing or during ending mission loading screen.
Main bug iv'e encountered is certain in game key commands don't work so you end up having to restart the game.
On higher difficulty's this game is very challenging.
Ai of Aliens in proper, nothing like the Turd Aliens Colonial Marines.
Some downfalls of this game are that there's no First person mode, Xenomorph Vent Spawns, the return of the Synth Droids,and you can't wield a motion sensor. - only shows on Hud.
Hopefully more content can be added to this game because it doesn't take long to breeze through the campaign and Hoard Mode is just a frag sim.
https://youtu.be/woB1zvaSXag

Los Santos, The town for sh-it heads and the end of the F U C K I N G Earth ! 10/10
Drive around a giant map and Vandalize things with your pals in GTA Online mode or play solo in Story Mode. Why go to California when you can just play this game ?
What a game !!!!!

The only advice i could give on this game ! =) 9.5/10
https://youtu.be/Cr1MvzAr26E?t=11