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It's alright for a 15 $ MMO with no subscription fee. I enjoyed doing all the things the game offered and it was alright. It wasn't mind blowing or nothing. It's like HD Runescape.

A fun little DLC that lets you further upgrade your spider. Some of the upgrades are questionable and are out shined by upgrades from base game You get a jump and an upgrade that whenever you land you do damage which is inferior version of just walking over the enemies The 2 new weapons seem a little uninspired. The best tech you can get in the whole game has 3 upgrades to it and all of those are just faster movement speed. I would prefer more upgrades for the red suit than the toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thingy , like come one , how come a literal drop of savage has more upgrades than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Iron man suit ? like what the ♥♥♥♥ guys ? Overall I would give this a neutral review more than a positive but since the steam doesn't allow it we are going with positive since the DLC gave me more positive feeling than negative.

This game has A LOT to offer, just when you thought it's all about diving and managing a sushi place they hit you up with SO MUCH M O R E It's incredible. The story is as basic as it gets , but the characters? Oh the characters are SO good , so well written and so much joy to follow! And just when you think to yourself : THis is it , this is as good as it gets.......They hit you with mini games that they had NO business or need to put in , but they did , because the developer clearly cares for the game. You can tell this is a passion project and not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ money grab...... It's on the levels of Stardew and I would recommend to anyone who enjoyed stardew

You are stuck in 2-3 min queue just to get hit with "You are logging in with wrong credentials" and if you DO manage to find a match u are in for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. NOBODY communicates out of 3 hours of playing this game I saw 2 people use mic. In a game where communication is key it is the saddest ♥♥♥♥ ever . I am not expecting people to talk but AT LEAST give those shy asses a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ping system.... You got a character that spots survivors and how can he communicate it to you ? well he can't really cause either they are too shy to talk or don't own a microphone since this is cross platform..... Whats that ? turn off cross platform ? well ♥♥♥♥ Billy , those queue times become 4-5 minutes and wtf are we doing looking for a match for that long with 16k people playing this game . I can hop on decieve a game with 400 players active and find a match quicker . Game vise it's struggling with the same problem home sweet home was : iframes on interactions.

Isaac Survivors is a pretty good game. It's random and skillful at the same time. You have to adapt to the brotato you pick and build around their strengths/weaknesses. Soundtrack will eat into your brain so I would recommend putting fury/Hotline Miami/Doom eternal soundtrack and just relax your brain.

PS If you notice that Brotato is eating 95% of your 4090's GPU performance , force max FPS

The Button

100/10 experience.
It's like battlefield 3 and 4 but without corporate greed.
The gun-play is solid.
There is proximity chat that is actually of better quality with 200+ people on the server than in a ♥♥♥♥♥ Apex where u got 3 people per squad.
This game really shows that good games CAN be made if you give enough ♥♥♥♥ about it .
Personally would love to see parachutes and zip lines (Not the grappling hook but actual zip lines like in Hardline) and seeing health OR AT LEAST armor on your vehicle.

A great video game to keep you busy for a while if you crave that mineral mining experience.
It's not the world's most challenging game so it should be suitable for everyone .
The music and graphics are great , the animations are VERY well made.
You can tell this is a passion project.
The upgrades are VERY noticeable especially spider speed where you go from 1km/h into 999 km/h , you do be shmoovin with those upgrades and it triggers a weird satisfaction in my brain.
The price tag could be even a little higher in my opinion. But then again so could be vampire survivors and they are doing just fine.
What I would LOVE to see is more upgrades in the canister category . I love juggling resources as much as the next guy but in comparison with other upgrades it seems on a little weaker side.

After all these years of teases and trailers we finally got the game.....
Was it worth the wait ?
♥♥♥♥ yeah it was.
I played the "extended demo" AKA some amazing human being leaked the whole damn thing 2 days before release and was I was shocked on how good the game is, enough for me to buy the whole-ass 100$ bundle mega ultra super duper Soviet Russia reloaded to the max extreme edition.
The graphics are amazing. The damage mechanic on the enemies is out of the world. If you hit someone across or from top down , you can actually see the damage being dealt in that area.
There are plenty of enemies to fight and they all have their own resistances and vulnerabilities.
The game is VERY forgiving with making a build due to the possibility of restarting skill or disassembling guns/upgrades for FULL PRICE. Feel like shotgun ? go shotgun . Tiered of your old axe? Get a sword. want those pesky Vovas to stop swarming you ? freeze the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It's all there for you to explore and combine as much as you want.
The music . oh the music slaps harder than my parents slapped me . It's all these old Russian/Soviet songs remixed for the future (which even has a ♥♥♥♥♥ explanation in the game on WHY it's remixed in the first place)
Did I mention mods? Want your thicc ballerina robo mammas even thiccer? Guess what? We got a mod for that!
There ARE bugs here and there like flying enemies that spawn from other enemies getting stuck in a wall . But those are more of a rarity than an exception. In today's world where unfinished garbage keeps getting rushed out just to meet some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass quotas that are there from people that don't even know what a video game is. This game is a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.
My problem with the game is : I want more scripted drawn out fights to some hardcore remixed old Soviet tunes by Mick Gordon.

In the end of the day I give this game a thicc ballerina robo mommy milkies out of Soviet Shock.
Nu zayats, nu pogodi.

Fun little game to play and chill to if you are tiered of getting third partied in the latest BR or feeding hardlane in newest MOBA. There is a healthy amount of exploring and farming , you dont really make your own farm it is pre-determined but you do get A LOT of customization options for the city that you can build.