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46 people found this review helpful
38 people found this review funny
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3.1 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
This game is managed by a bunch of vegetables. Playing ranked is horrible due to the huge amount of teaming and alt accounts in a match. I think I would have more fun shoving a screw down the shaft of my penis. I will never spend money in this game until the problems are fixed. I strongly advise you to find a fun game or just go watch paint dry.
Posted 14 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
11.3 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Halo Infinite Campaign

You play as Mister Cheef, a heavy-armored cyborg virgin Mary Sue who must save the US Space Force from Space Gorillas and lizard snail people. Your best friend is a virtual camel toe who idolizes you and a beta-male who only exists to emphasize how much of an alpha male gigachad mister cheef really is. But make no mistake. Mister Cheef is no Doomslayer. He doesn't rip and tear demons with his bare hands. But as Mister Cheef you can still do some cool things. You can use lightsabers like Obi Juan Kenobi. You can swing around like spooderman. You can boss little space marines who worship the ground you walk on. You can bully little space turtle midgets into fleeing for their lives. You can explore an open environment with alien phallus ships and even drive a tank.

Oh, and you can also play with online people too if you like that sort of thing. but people suck. But if you like doing community service by helping socially inept individuals socialize in competitive environments, then Halos Online may be perfect for you.

It's a geud game.
10/10 would get blown up and run over by my teammates again!
Posted 14 December, 2021. Last edited 14 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
11.6 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Repetitive New World

Do you like spending your life in an interactive world relaxing the days away logging, harvesting veggies, mining precious metals, and murdering the same pirates, wolves, and skeletons over and over again for weeks? If so, amazons' newest game may just be for you.
The PvP/End Game is where things really start to get interesting, but the grinds to get there are just mind-numbing. The quests are hyper repetitive and the combat, while fun in the opening hours, gets boring even after the first 50 hours spent hacking away. You and your friends can absolutely have some good adventures here but it's conditional on your willingness to endlessly grind and harvest materials as well as on the health of your server's community and its ongoing faction-driven rivalries. What's left in the absence of that is a candy-coated shell of an MMORPG that struggles to evolve past its opening. But hey, who doesn't like candy.
Posted 13 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
105.3 hrs on record (59.6 hrs at review time)
Nothing like a quick finishing move to take out a zombie.
Posted 7 April, 2020.
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3.0 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Fun.
Posted 28 March, 2019.
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931.8 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great change of pace game. A mix of Balloon meets Art of War.
Posted 9 March, 2019.
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2,183.4 hrs on record (782.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
One of the most awesome games one can find.. TOo much must have it.. :)
Posted 2 March, 2016.
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