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13 of 28 (46%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 3:54am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 3:54am

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 4:26am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 4:03am

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 5:23am

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 5:21am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 4:39am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 4:39am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 4:52am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 5:25am

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 2:58pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 3:00pm

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 3:01pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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