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Go Left

Move to the left.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 3:54

Go Right

Move to the right.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 3:54

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 4:26

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 4:03

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 5:23

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 5:21

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 4:39

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 4:39

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 4:52

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Upplåst 19 dec, 2019 @ 5:25

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2019 @ 14:58

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2019 @ 15:00

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Upplåst 18 dec, 2019 @ 15:01



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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