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Go Left

Move to the left.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 3:54

Go Right

Move to the right.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 3:54

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 4:26

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 4:03

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 5:23

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 5:21

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 4:39

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 4:39

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 4:52

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Ontgrendeld op 19 dec 2019 om 5:25

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Ontgrendeld op 18 dec 2019 om 14:58

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Ontgrendeld op 18 dec 2019 om 15:00

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Ontgrendeld op 18 dec 2019 om 15:01



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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