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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 215.4 hrs on record (199.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Nov, 2019 @ 4:12pm
Updated: 28 Jun, 2020 @ 6:04am

Why live life when Stardew Valley has everything you could ever want? So come on down to Stardew Valley, we have:

  • A watering simulator that removes all forms of depression
  • A homeless guy that brings you home when you pass out at night
  • A wizard who may or may not have had an affair with one of the townspeople
  • A deep rooted hate for Wednesdays
  • A fear of staying up past 2am
  • Horses with hats
  • Same sex marriage
  • Townspeople who actually talk to you
  • And girls that don't run away from you!
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