Why live life when Stardew Valley has everything you could ever want? So come on down to Stardew Valley, we have:

• A watering simulator that removes all forms of depression
  
• A homeless guy that brings you home when you pass out at night
  
• A wizard who may or may not have had an affair with one of the townspeople
  
• A deep rooted hate for Wednesdays
  
• A fear of staying up past 2am
  
• Horses with hats
  
• Same sex marriage
  
• Townspeople who actually talk to you
  
• And girls that don't run away from you!

Why live life when Stardew Valley has everything you could ever want? So come on down to Stardew Valley, we have: [list] [*]A watering simulator that removes all forms of depression [*]A homeless guy that brings you home when you pass out at night [*]A wizard who may or may not have had an affair with one of the townspeople [*]A deep rooted hate for Wednesdays [*]A fear of staying up past 2am [*]Horses with hats [*]Same sex marriage [*]Townspeople who actually talk to you [*]And girls that don't run away from you! [/list]