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29.9 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
Aliens, Guns, Mining, Explosions, and outfits on burly lumberjack blue collar looking dwarfs.

Come on, whats more to love?

Posted 17 August, 2021.
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308.2 hrs on record (279.7 hrs at review time)
The Crew 2 is basically just a better Forza Horizon game to be honest.
Here are my reasons why you buy this game right now if you like car games.

1. The map is huge
2. you can fly, drive, or pilot a boat, later even a helicopter!
3. you have rivals to beat similar to NFS Pro Street, which is also one of my favorite games
4. Customization is through the roof
5. Amount of vehicles to drive is insane - Bikes, rally cars, track cars, F1 cars, Bikes - cruise bikes and race bikes, etc.
6. There are drift special cars, drag special cars, and MONSTER TRUCKS
7. The sounds are actually pretty good, some are reused but its forgivable because of the quality of them..
8. Lastly, its not pay to win....at all.

Thanks for reading. Now get off your butt and off this page and buy the game, please, you'll be doing me a favor.
Posted 17 August, 2021.
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1,148.2 hrs on record (1,147.6 hrs at review time)
Amazing game!!

First match I get a shotgun and a pistol and I think i wont get kills. I literally turn 3 corners on House and I kill 3 people and they get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLASTED lol, I mean they go flying..
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
202.6 hrs on record (158.0 hrs at review time)
*Plays through game twice completely through the story mode without cheats*

"That was easy, it only took me 120 hours, but kinda boring"

*plays game again with console commands and mods*
>much better experience
>more powerful

"Excuse me, but the thalmor embassy is closed until the mistress has come back"
*mows them all down* *game says "Completed: Get into the thalmor embassy"*

I love this game to death and haven't stopped playing it for 2-3 years...
Posted 31 December, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
98.3 hrs on record (77.7 hrs at review time)
Jumped into battle >gets shot immediately after running across an open area

"Okay, may have to try a little harder."

>runs on point *captures it* *runs off point* *someone else is capturing it*

*goes back to point* ->gets shot and dies

"challenging this game is, wow"


Next game -

*jumps in* *figures out what the objective is and focuses* *actually gets a good score after* *Russian people on the opposite team yelling cyka.* *figures out they're not russian and they're immature 20 year olds*

Great game tbh.
Posted 31 December, 2016. Last edited 31 December, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
20.5 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
If this game were a giant scorpion man with a small stature that could grapple all over the place and kill nearly everything in its path.
Then it would be a damn good one.

Not your average game for an average gamer, but someone who just wants to have fun and not care about the world at all, this is the one for you lol.

P.s. Try your grapple hook on the soldiers, they have great sound effects.
Posted 31 December, 2016. Last edited 31 December, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
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112.7 hrs on record (65.3 hrs at review time)
This game was good at first, but then the community ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked, everyone hacked money and ♥♥♥♥ and leveled up to 150, or like everyone else if they didn't hack, they grinded the game out of its skull to get to a high level and then you're left there at level 7.

If you don't have much time to grind a game, and just want to have fun, don't get it....
Posted 26 August, 2016.
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28.8 hrs on record (23.6 hrs at review time)
Race Room is the best racing simulator I've played so far. It has apex rebound simulation - where the wheels pick up off the ground when you go over an apex. It also has fully-customizable controls. It works insanely good with a wheel. The only thing that I really hate, is that you only get 5 cars out of the 120 cars in the game. I mean 5 is great, but to get the others you need vRP (currency, and real life currency at the moment) which you can only get with money. Please make it possible to get vRP without having to do competitions, they take too long.
Posted 20 December, 2014.
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97.1 hrs on record (29.7 hrs at review time)
This game is amazing. The graphics, the simulation in general of all the controls in the cab that are right at your fingertips (keyboard). If I was to have a truck company, I would have all my workers play this game because they did a fantastic job on simulation of the gearbox, the steering (except that it's only 2.5 turns of the wheel instead of the real life 4.5 turns), the tickets you can get. My favorite driving game, next to Race Room Racing Experience, but on different scales.
Posted 20 December, 2014.
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