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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:00am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:23pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:00am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:45am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:07pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:03am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:31pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:22pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:50am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:04pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:17am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 10:16am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:41am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:42am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:38pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:21pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:46pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:15pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 8:12pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:48pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:32pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:13am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:54am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:21pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 8:45am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:48pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 7:01am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:13am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:17am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:04am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 8:45am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:32pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:59am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:22am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:08am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 7:01am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:38am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:30pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:08am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:07pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:42pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:24pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:45pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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