NickyTheNewt
Nick
Washington, United States
Don't look at me, I'm not a cop.
Don't look at me, I'm not a cop.
Zurzeit offline
Kürzliche Aktivitäten
12,3 Std. insgesamt
zuletzt gespielt am 9. Mai
16,9 Std. insgesamt
zuletzt gespielt am 20. Apr.
Errungenschaften   48 von 63
13,4 Std. insgesamt
zuletzt gespielt am 15. Apr.
Errungenschaften   17 von 51
Huxley 20. Apr. 2024 um 12:54 
⏰❗️THE TIME⌛️HAS ♥♥♥💦👅TO PAY 💰🤑OUR IN-♥♥♥ 👉🏼👌🏼TAXES🗃️FOR THE LAST⬅️FIST-CAL👊🏼💦YEAR 📆GRAB YOUR 🧾AC-♥♥♥♥-ENT👨‍💼AND GIVE 🫦📤TO THE IRS-LUTS👩‍💼AND THEY’LL TAX RETURN😏😛THE FAVOR 📥👀YOUR TAXES🫵🏼💸STIMULATE🤏🏼😩THE E-♥♥♥♥-OMY🐱💳SO CELEBRATE🍾THE SEXIEST🌶️🔥DAY OF THE YEAR🥳🗓️AND DO😉💋YOUR TAXES✅💴
Huxley 23. Nov. 2023 um 10:00 
Happy😜THICCSGIVING🍑turkey🍗💦ass 💦♥♥♥♥♥🐕!! Get 🙉ready😤to🎉🎊celebrate🎊🎉the hoe-liday👅🍆of being 🙏THANKFUL 🙏for ♥♥♥♥🙈🍆🍆💦💦 and remembering💭the pilgrims 😜🍑when they👀🌊⛵landed on🍆🍆PLYMOUTH ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆and🙊started🔥👅sucking that💁native American🇺🇸🌽CORNCOB🌽and 😩 STUFFED 👀💦😩 turkey 🦃🍗ass🍑HOES🍆like you. Send💬📝this👉to💥30!💥of 🍆💦your SLUTTIEST🦃girls👀🍑..get 😂5😂 back💁and you're😆👀 a turkey 🦃thot🙊🙊get 🍆15🍆 back🍗🍑💦and youre🙆 a true✔️💦THICCSGIVING🍑🦃🍗 hoe. Get 🌽💥30💥🌽 back🙊and you'll👀 need some💦tryctophan🦃 bc ur😴gonna be 😴🍆🍑sleeping👉👌 with every guy👨‍🦱at 🍆🍗🦃Thiccsgiving🦃🍗🍆, 🔥😩♥♥♥♥♥💁💥💦- Now go 🍑get that little🙈👀💦 pumpkin🥧🥧 ass🍑 ready😩 to💦😂 be 🦃🍆creampied!🦃🦃
Huxley 15. Juli 2023 um 21:34 
You 😀 stupid 🙅 dumb 🤤 ♥♥♥♥ 🍑 - U 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 absolute 🤕🙀 fool ❌🤪 - dem socialism 🚫 is FDR ? the new 🎉🎉 deal 📷 ? - ever 😔 heard 👂 of it ? u 💀 moronic ghoul - you 👈 mental 🧠 oyster - u 😹🔪 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕🏻 stooge . We 😀👦 did 😼 band 🎵 together ‼️ - for 2️⃣0️⃣ the gi bill 💷 , the interstate highways . For 🤔🍆 workers 👷👮💂 rights 👌 , clean 🧹 water 💦 - social 📖 security 👮 - every 💯 right 🔫 you 👉 have 🈶 - you 🔫 dumb 🔥 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👦🖕 gollum .
Huxley 10. Apr. 2023 um 15:36 
Happy EASTER you 🍆 HOLY 👕♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👌 ♥♥♥♥♥! At🕗last♿ the 🔍day🕐has👏 FINALLY come💦🍑⏱ our LORD AND 👀💯 SAVIOR JESUS🙏THE SLUTTIEST CHRIST is 💦 resurrected ✌from 👉😂 his dead, 💀 DIRTY 👺🛁 ASS 💦 CROSS so 👀✌ he can 😡 69 💯 with👏 GODDESS 🖼🌟 MOTHER MUFF CUMSUCKER in 👌 the 👏 SKY! It’s 🏿 time for 💘 an 😍 ORAL 👄OLYMPICS up in ♂ heaven✔ to💦 CELEBRATE the most SPANKABLE HOLIDAY in ⤵💦 all🤞JESUSLAND So 🏻🥛 put 👏 on 🔛🔛 your 😍 BEGGAR’S SKIRT 💃 and 👏 go find 🔍 a ROTTEN WHEAT BUN to EAT👅 because only 💯🔥 SLUTS 👠 get RAISED FROM 👉💰 THE👉 DEAD ☠ like 👏🍑 THAT. 😐 If 💵✈ you 💨☝ don’t, JESUS 🙏 IN 👏🔽 HIS TRUSS will 😘 be 🐝😠 left🍒 HIGH 👑 AND 🌬👏 DRY 💦🏜 without 🚫 any 👏 HOT 🔥LOINS to 💯💦LICK!👅So👏send📬this 👈⬇ to 👏 ALL of 🔴 your favorite HOLY DINGLEBERRIES
Huxley 1. Dez. 2022 um 18:52 
🎄😏 Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!🎄😏 IT’S THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! 📅 ❄️ ⛄️ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! 🎁🎄✡️ 🕎 ♥️🖤💚 SHHH! 🤫 Did u hear that? 😮👂 Somebody’s up on the rooftop! 🏠 ❄️ 🦌🦌🛷💥💥 IT’S YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OL’ ST. THICCOLAS🎅⛓🥵🙀😻 and he says you’ve been XTRA naughty this year! 😈😜👅💦So he’s droppin’ down the chimney like it’s hot to bring u some THOTmas cheer! 🫳🎁🔥🔥BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF UR SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝‍♀️🧝🎁 ✉️ if u get 0️⃣ back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH 🧌🫵 if u get 5️⃣ back ur back on the naughty list again next year 😈 📝 but if you get all 🔟 back you a real THOTmas SNACK pack and a hot HUNKin pie!!! 🍪🥵🥧🎄
Huxley 30. Okt. 2022 um 18:18 
im a proud and strong 45 year old mother💪(but feel like 18🤪so silly)cancer♋️sign i am a #momboss👱‍♀️👑while my 7 little girls Melinda Kayelighsen Mackhenziee Rhinnaanya Jarlingseyana Hannagh and Stacyey are #girlbossing💅on their goofy phones📱!i have 57 facebook followers 📈commenting how pretty they are!💞🌺my 13other children LOVE SPORTS💪too many boys so i forgot their names😝😁 but theyre all under the age of 11 they LOVESPORTS!my300000 monthly income from my husbands😍black market organ enterprise🫀 gives us enough cash🤑 to enroll them in🎾football⚽️soccer⚾️ volleyball ⛳️ baseball 🏀 track 🏈tennis⛸hockey🥊and rugby🛹they never won a game🥉!🏆😊mommy is so proud!!⭐️ #yogamom #feelinyoung 🧘 yoga4life my husband is SOOO handsome i cheated on him many times 💖 dont tell him🤫 he might hit my kiddos if he finds out!☹️🎯✝️🎄JESUS IS MY SAVIOUR ⛪ like 👍 and follow!!1📷#momstrong