⏰❗️THE TIME⌛️HAS ♥♥♥💦👅TO PAY 💰🤑OUR IN-♥♥♥ 👉🏼👌🏼TAXES🗃️FOR THE LAST⬅️FIST-CAL👊🏼💦YEAR 📆GRAB YOUR 🧾AC-♥♥♥♥-ENT👨‍💼AND GIVE 🫦📤TO THE IRS-LUTS👩‍💼AND THEY’LL TAX RETURN😏😛THE FAVOR 📥👀YOUR TAXES🫵🏼💸STIMULATE🤏🏼😩THE E-♥♥♥♥-OMY🐱💳SO CELEBRATE🍾THE SEXIEST🌶️🔥DAY OF THE YEAR🥳🗓️AND DO😉💋YOUR TAXES✅💴

Happy😜THICCSGIVING🍑turkey🍗💦ass 💦♥♥♥♥♥🐕!! Get 🙉ready😤to🎉🎊celebrate🎊🎉the hoe-liday👅🍆of being 🙏THANKFUL 🙏for ♥♥♥♥🙈🍆🍆💦💦 and remembering💭the pilgrims 😜🍑when they👀🌊⛵landed on🍆🍆PLYMOUTH ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆and🙊started🔥👅sucking that💁native American🇺🇸🌽CORNCOB🌽and 😩 STUFFED 👀💦😩 turkey 🦃🍗ass🍑HOES🍆like you. Send💬📝this👉to💥30!💥of 🍆💦your SLUTTIEST🦃girls👀🍑..get 😂5😂 back💁and you're😆👀 a turkey 🦃thot🙊🙊get 🍆15🍆 back🍗🍑💦and youre🙆 a true✔️💦THICCSGIVING🍑🦃🍗 hoe. Get 🌽💥30💥🌽 back🙊and you'll👀 need some💦tryctophan🦃 bc ur😴gonna be 😴🍆🍑sleeping👉👌 with every guy👨‍🦱at 🍆🍗🦃Thiccsgiving🦃🍗🍆, 🔥😩♥♥♥♥♥💁💥💦- Now go 🍑get that little🙈👀💦 pumpkin🥧🥧 ass🍑 ready😩 to💦😂 be 🦃🍆creampied!🦃🦃

You 😀 stupid 🙅 dumb 🤤 ♥♥♥♥ 🍑 - U 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 absolute 🤕🙀 fool ❌🤪 - dem socialism 🚫 is FDR ? the new 🎉🎉 deal 📷 ? - ever 😔 heard 👂 of it ? u 💀 moronic ghoul - you 👈 mental 🧠 oyster - u 😹🔪 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕🏻 stooge . We 😀👦 did 😼 band 🎵 together ‼️ - for 2️⃣0️⃣ the gi bill 💷 , the interstate highways . For 🤔🍆 workers 👷👮💂 rights 👌 , clean 🧹 water 💦 - social 📖 security 👮 - every 💯 right 🔫 you 👉 have 🈶 - you 🔫 dumb 🔥 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👦🖕 gollum .

Happy EASTER you 🍆 HOLY 👕♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👌 ♥♥♥♥♥! At🕗last♿ the 🔍day🕐has👏 FINALLY come💦🍑⏱ our LORD AND 👀💯 SAVIOR JESUS🙏THE SLUTTIEST CHRIST is 💦 resurrected ✌from 👉😂 his dead, 💀 DIRTY 👺🛁 ASS 💦 CROSS so 👀✌ he can 😡 69 💯 with👏 GODDESS 🖼🌟 MOTHER MUFF CUMSUCKER in 👌 the 👏 SKY! It’s 🏿 time for 💘 an 😍 ORAL 👄OLYMPICS up in ♂ heaven✔ to💦 CELEBRATE the most SPANKABLE HOLIDAY in ⤵💦 all🤞JESUSLAND So 🏻🥛 put 👏 on 🔛🔛 your 😍 BEGGAR’S SKIRT 💃 and 👏 go find 🔍 a ROTTEN WHEAT BUN to EAT👅 because only 💯🔥 SLUTS 👠 get RAISED FROM 👉💰 THE👉 DEAD ☠ like 👏🍑 THAT. 😐 If 💵✈ you 💨☝ don’t, JESUS 🙏 IN 👏🔽 HIS TRUSS will 😘 be 🐝😠 left🍒 HIGH 👑 AND 🌬👏 DRY 💦🏜 without 🚫 any 👏 HOT 🔥LOINS to 💯💦LICK!👅So👏send📬this 👈⬇ to 👏 ALL of 🔴 your favorite HOLY DINGLEBERRIES

🎄😏 Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!🎄😏 IT’S THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! 📅 ❄️ ⛄️ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! 🎁🎄✡️ 🕎 ♥️🖤💚 SHHH! 🤫 Did u hear that? 😮👂 Somebody’s up on the rooftop! 🏠 ❄️ 🦌🦌🛷💥💥 IT’S YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OL’ ST. THICCOLAS🎅⛓🥵🙀😻 and he says you’ve been XTRA naughty this year! 😈😜👅💦So he’s droppin’ down the chimney like it’s hot to bring u some THOTmas cheer! 🫳🎁🔥🔥BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF UR SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝‍♀️🧝🎁 ✉️ if u get 0️⃣ back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH 🧌🫵 if u get 5️⃣ back ur back on the naughty list again next year 😈 📝 but if you get all 🔟 back you a real THOTmas SNACK pack and a hot HUNKin pie!!! 🍪🥵🥧🎄

im a proud and strong 45 year old mother💪(but feel like 18🤪so silly)cancer♋️sign i am a #momboss👱‍♀️👑while my 7 little girls Melinda Kayelighsen Mackhenziee Rhinnaanya Jarlingseyana Hannagh and Stacyey are #girlbossing💅on their goofy phones📱!i have 57 facebook followers 📈commenting how pretty they are!💞🌺my 13other children LOVE SPORTS💪too many boys so i forgot their names😝😁 but theyre all under the age of 11 they LOVESPORTS!my300000 monthly income from my husbands😍black market organ enterprise🫀 gives us enough cash🤑 to enroll them in🎾football⚽️soccer⚾️ volleyball ⛳️ baseball 🏀 track 🏈tennis⛸hockey🥊and rugby🛹they never won a game🥉!🏆😊mommy is so proud!!⭐️ #yogamom #feelinyoung 🧘 yoga4life my husband is SOOO handsome i cheated on him many times 💖 dont tell him🤫 he might hit my kiddos if he finds out!☹️🎯✝️🎄JESUS IS MY SAVIOUR ⛪ like 👍 and follow!!1📷#momstrong

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those save files! I knew he was going for the Ranni ending. One blue summon sign after the Elden Beast. It is right there on the floor! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Seluvis to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Astel skip! Are you telling me that a new player just happens to know how to jump a fog wall? No! He orchestrated it! Nicky! He jumped up the wall after he saw it on YouTube!

And I congratulated him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own Steam friends list! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since his ex-wife left him, always the same! Couldn't keep his fingers off L2/LT weapon art button! But not our Nicky! Couldn't be precious Nicky! Swapping files to get all the ending achievements! And he gets to be Ranni's Consort!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

Those pieces belong in a museum more than fiona from shrek piss fetish art, but the latter was created with more intention as art where the former is raw expression through means of creation through destruction, finding beauty in the remnants of chaos! Spreading trash all over the floor can be artistic, some modern art is just that. For the dog it's an expression of his outrage at lack of access to trash he wants and humanities constant and maybe sometimes unnecessary need for cleanliness im order to feel control. repost this 10 time or you'll become a dog chewed piece of modern art!!!

I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

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Hi my name is Carmen Winstead.I'm 21 years old. I am very similar to you Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A few years ago some girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The girls said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life! A boy called David received this message.He laughed and deleted it.When he was showering he heard laughing MY LAUGHTER! He got scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom and she found was a message written in his blood saying, "You will never have him back!"No one has found his body yet...because he is with me!Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as David's. Your time starts NOW!The story is true you can google it

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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camels > horses
Camel👌can🔫💦walk♀♀🚶in😩desert🐫, horse🐎🐴👿cant🚫.
Camel✌can🤖❗stay👩✋with 👏no😤🙅🏽water 💦 💦💧👅, horse 🐎 🐴 cant 🚫
Camel 🏳looks👀🕊very👍❗ 👌 attractive 😐😐 💅, horse 🐴 not❌
Camel gives 😚🎁camel🐪meat🍗🍗🍔,horse🐴does❓🏋not🎼give 👉 camel 🐪 meat🍆
Camels🤔💪are👏halal ☪
Camels👏can💦give🎁👹🎁much🅱😩🙀more milk🍼🥛than horse🐎🐴
Camels pray🙏✊ EVERYDAY 🗓, horses🐴 pray 🙇🙏 only 😍 saturday 📷
Camel 😉can🔫😉 spit 🤤💦, horse 🐎 🐎🛑 cant 🚫
Now 😭👏 you 👏🍆 👈 will say ☝👅🗣to me🤔🤔« yes💦👍but ✋🍑 😛 horses🐎 have🙅 the big😩🏿🍆horsecock🐴🍆"yes👍🚑BUT🍑camels🐪🐫have🍆extremly aerodynamic ✈☁♥♥♥♥🍆wich is better👍than👉a big⏫🍆 one
👃🎰Horsetards OWNED😂🇺🇸😂

That seals the deal. I am no longer a Buccaneers fan. I've been a fan since 1937 and a season ticket holder since 1955. I'm taking my fandom to New York where Adam Gase has things under control.

⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉♥♥♥♥♥ 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆♥♥♥♥🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭

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HORNY DETECTION ACTIVATED

DETECTING HORNY...

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ALL HUMANS IN THE VICINITY ARE HORNY

🚨 🦠 HEY THOTZ 🦠 🚨 📢📢 😂 📢 GET READY FOR THE 😷 😷 PANDICKMIC!!! 🚨 all you badass bitchterium sluts 🦠🦠🦠 💦 Cockrona virus 💦 😷 szn is here and you know what that means! 🦠 😂 🦠 Getting 😷 cumantined 🙌 with your boys, spraying your 💦 oral secretions 💦 on your hoes 🍑 getting choked so hard you 💥 🍑 EXPLODE. 💦 💥 🍆 💥 🍆 💥💦🦠 Travel advisory in full effect from 🈵vachina🇨🇳 ➡️ ☣️titaly🇮🇹🚫‼️ 😂‼️ 😂‼️ Hop off that plane ✈️ and hop 🔛 this ♥♥♥♥! 😂 🍆 😷 If you wanna get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 down by 🍑 🙌 CUMVID-19 🙌 send this to 19 of your dirtiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥. 👀 👀 Or else you’re gonna get 🍆BUTT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 by the CDC. 🧬🦠🦠 😂🦠

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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

And its not fun playing with donkeys!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are you? We need you and your repeling ballet man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

r u a cop

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In the great metropolis of Backward City, you would be a gaf.

thats because i talk to people in real life and don't need comments to make myself feel good about life, urgaylulz

lol nbicky

urgaylulz

Dang it Helmers

Nerd.

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