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Recent reviews by nachopants

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1 person found this review helpful
42.1 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is the best thing that happened to me at Christmas. Just buy it.
Posted 4 January.
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2 people found this review funny
18.4 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
Today I charged a small Japanese squirrel child $96 for a glass of water.

3 Michelin Stars

10/10 embarrassed to be playing and refuse to stop
Posted 9 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
43.9 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Put simply, this game is freaking amazing.
Posted 6 June, 2021.
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25.8 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
The perfect chill RPG to kick back with while sipping on a cold beer
Posted 14 March, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
168.0 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is truly outstanding, extremely playable in early access and probably the best city builder I've ever played (and I've played a lot!)
Posted 9 November, 2020.
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14.7 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
If you're sitting there having had a couple of beers and want to chill out...? This is the game for you. Fun, challenging.
Posted 21 October, 2020.
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4,078.2 hrs on record (1,950.9 hrs at review time)
Without a doubt the best game released in the last 10 years. Replayability times infinity squared.
Posted 15 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.7 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
I cannot remember the last time a computer game made me tell my co-op partner "brb mate, I need a pen and paper"

If you enjoy puzzle games, old-school stuff like the Kings/Space/Police Quest series, Myst, or more recently Portal from Valve, this game is right up your alley.

This is the first game in ages I actually finished, to be honest! Most stuff is a re-rolled FPS every 6 months now-days and/or companies competing with battle-royale as per their various flavours.

This game is unique, captivating, brilliant. Find a friend you're less likely to scream at, resist the urge to screen share, and you'll be 2019's e=mc^2

10/10 for mine.
Posted 8 November, 2019. Last edited 8 November, 2019.
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93.7 hrs on record (45.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I seriously cannot remember the last time I was so addicted to a game I'd bring my coffee and toast into the study in the morning because I <must beat it>. My third day of complete obsession with this fantastic, tricky, and satisfying combination of RTS and tower defence. I absolutely love this game, kudos to the developers.

Dying on day 80 almost had me cry. Truth.

A+++ game. Get it <NOW>
Posted 30 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
52.1 hrs on record (24.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Absolutely loving this game, so much potential, still fairly buggy. Have had to restart a few times because of 'traffic jams'
Posted 10 June, 2017.
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