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0.9 hrs on record
Hube: Seeker of Achievements – The Game That Will Make You Question Your Desire for 100% Completion
Hube: Seeker of Achievements is the game that teaches you that chasing trophies is a never-ending, soul-crushing cycle. You’ll spend hours jumping around, solving puzzles, and getting every achievement except the one you really want. It’s like being a dog chasing its tail... but the tail is on fire, and you’re slowly realizing you might be the dog.

The platforming is simple, but the number of achievements? Absolutely ridiculous. You’ll unlock one, get excited, then realize it’s for something absurd, like jumping five times in a row without falling off the screen. But hey, if you love grinding for that sweet 100% completion, this is your nirvana.

Final verdict? Hube is the ultimate "just one more achievement" game that will suck you in until your friends start asking if you’ve seen daylight recently.

6/10 – Would grind achievements again... after a snack break. 🏆
Posted 13 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Black Desert: The MMO That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Your Bank Account)
Black Desert is gorgeous. The graphics are so stunning you’ll forget you’re playing a game... until your character dies for the third time because you accidentally wandered into a mob that’s way too powerful. Combat is flashy, fun, and complex—until you realize you’re just button-mashing and hoping your character doesn’t trip over a rock.

The grind? Oh, it’s real. You’ll spend more time fishing, gathering, and crafting than actually fighting things, and you’ll get attached to your character in ways you didn’t think were possible. That’s when the money starts disappearing, because customizing your character to look like a god costs about as much as a small country.

Final verdict? Black Desert is beautiful, frustrating, and the perfect game for anyone who has a lot of free time and a big bank account.

7/10 – Would get lost in the desert again. 🌵
Posted 13 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Throne and Liberty: The MMO That Will Steal Your Time and Patience
Throne and Liberty is the perfect game if you enjoy long grinds, endless quests, and staring at your screen wondering why you’re still here. The graphics are great, sure, but the real beauty is watching your character slowly walk across the map for what feels like hours just to get killed by some level 2 player who’s apparently been living in this world since launch.

PvP is a mess of unbalanced chaos, and the loot system? Oh, you’ll get excited over that shiny sword... until you realize it's weaker than the one you already have.

But hey, if you like wasting your life chasing after the most elusive rewards ever and can’t get enough of running into walls because of bad pathfinding, this game’s for you!

4/10 – Would get stuck in a tree again. 🌲
Posted 13 December, 2024.
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37 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
War Thunder: The Game That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
War Thunder is a beautiful mess of tanks, planes, and ships where you’ll spend more time dying in the most spectacular ways than actually winning. Want to feel like a hero? Well, prepare to get shot down by a guy who’s playing in his pajamas and probably didn’t even see you. The graphics are stunning, though... right up until your tank explodes because you accidentally drove into a bush.

The grind is real. You’ll unlock new vehicles at a pace so slow that even the tortoise is sending you motivational quotes. But hey, at least you get to be blown up in style.

Final verdict? War Thunder is like a dating app: full of potential, but 9 times out of 10, you’re just left wondering what went wrong.

5/10 – Would die spectacularly again. 💥
Posted 13 December, 2024.
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45 people found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
17.3 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
Wallpaper Engine: For People Who Want Their Desktop to Look Cooler Than Their Life
Wallpaper Engine isn’t just an app—it’s a revolution. It’s like dressing up your desktop in the fanciest clothes possible, only to watch it immediately fall in love with itself. The amount of animated wallpapers you can slap on your screen is downright ridiculous. Want a cool fire-breathing dragon? You got it. Want a calming ocean wave to pretend you’re on a beach during your lunch break? Done. Want your desktop to look like a neon-lit cyberpunk nightmare? You’re living the dream, my friend.

And let’s not forget the infinite libraries of wallpapers from other users. It’s like a never-ending Pinterest board where you can swipe right on anything that catches your eye... except the wallpaper doesn’t ghost you after two days. You’re always together, staring at each other, judging every other app on your screen.

Performance issues? Nah, not with Wallpaper Engine. The only thing slowing you down is the fact that you spent an hour deciding between 500 different animations of glowing jellyfish.

In short, Wallpaper Engine will make your desktop so much cooler than your social life. So, if you want to impress your friends with your immaculate taste in digital wall art (and your ability to never work again), this is the app for you.

9/10 – Would set every wallpaper to "guy with a guitar under a sunset" again. 🌅
Posted 13 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Sky: Children of the Light – A Beautiful Journey... To Sobbing
Sky: Children of the Light is what happens when you mix breathtaking visuals, calming music, and an emotional rollercoaster so intense, you’ll find yourself hugging your phone while questioning your life choices. It’s like if Journey and Avatar had a peaceful baby—and then set it in a world where you spend 90% of your time looking for your lost cape.

The world is gorgeous, though. You’ll glide through the skies, befriend other players, and feel all the feels—until you realize your friend just swooped down and took the last flower petal again while you were admiring the sunset. Yep, this game will make you emotionally invested in virtual creatures and then crush your spirit when you can’t find a single winged light in the massive map.

Oh, and don't get me started on the in-game currency. You’ll have to grind for hours just to get that new, sparkly outfit... that you'll lose in the next windstorm. But hey, at least you'll look fabulous while getting lost in a gorgeous, endless world.

Final verdict? Sky: Children of the Light will make you feel like you're flying—and then gently remind you that you’re actually just wandering around, looking for shiny things.

8/10 – Would cry over my lost cape again. ✨
Posted 13 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
147.2 hrs on record (26.8 hrs at review time)
better than CS2
Posted 27 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
14.6 hrs on record
This game causes my "D" Rising :D
Posted 11 May, 2024.
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24 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Whoever played with me and drew a heart at the end... I will never forget you. played with me from start to finish T_T
Posted 12 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
Before this game, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good
Posted 11 April, 2024.
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