It’s almost XXXmussy 🎅🏾🎄🔔and you know what that means 😈😈😈 Saint Nick 🎅🏾 is gonna stick his fat 🌽🌽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Candy 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ cane 🐓in your stocking 🧦so drink drink drink 🍺 your eggnog 🥚nut-cream 🌰😫😫 you filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elf ♥♥♥♥♥🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️Santa’s hard and hung 🍆 and wants you 😘to sit on his fat ass 🍑 lap. Drag those big 😭 thicc chestnuts 🌰🌰 across daddy Santa’s face? 🎅🏾🎅🏼🎅🏾 if you’re extra ❌❌❌ naughty 😈, we’ll get Santa’s eight trusty reindeer-twinks: Cupid 💘 , Poppers, Sniffies, Lubey 💦, Cumpig 🐷, Prancer 👯‍♂️, pisspig 💦🐷, and vixen 😈 to finish you off. All while poor Rudolph 🤡is cucked in the corner😔.

Make sure Mrs. Claus 🤶 doesn’t see 👀, or else she’ll spank you silly like the HO👋🏼 HO👋🏼HO👋🏼 that you are😫😫😫 maybe Santa will blow 💦 ⛄️ snowmen all over 💦⛄️Let’s make the Yuletide GAY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ and spread good holiday 🕎🎄cheer 🥂 just like we spread 😫 our hole 🕳️ . Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest ♥♥♥-Elves 🧝🧝🧝🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️😫💦Gluck, suck and ♥♥♥♥ under the mistletoe 🎄and you might just get a present 🎁😘😘😘(it’s ♥♥♥)

STOP SENDING ME TO BACKWATER SWAMP. IM TIRED OF PLAYING ON IT. MY SWF TEAMMATES BRING COOKBOOKS, PLAYING KILLER ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COOKBOOKS. I was on the dead by daylight discord server, right? And ALLLL THE CHANNELS WERE TALKING ABOUT BACKWATER SWAMP. I-I WAS WATCHING SHREK WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE PART WHERE HE SAYS “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP” THE SCREEN I POINTED TO IT AND SAID “hey babe, WHEN THE SURVIVORS ARE SWARMING THE GUY YOU JUST HOOKED HAHA” DING-DING-DINGDING-DINGDING. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at some frogs at a pond and said “that’s a bit like backwater swamp.” I was at a restaurant, the waiter asked me if I wanted water, and I said “water? MORE LIKE BACKWATER!” nhale AAAAAAAAA
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his also got a great head

nice furry avatar

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