Wendil the Crab
Wendil Jones
Burnie, Tasmania, Australia
gday fwellas its wendil ere, dont leave your ipad or tobacco near me otherwise they be gone, Sidewalkin and always ♥♥♥♥ talkin :butter:
Mooskie is a god :Eredin:
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gday fwellas its wendil ere, dont leave your ipad or tobacco near me otherwise they be gone, Sidewalkin and always ♥♥♥♥ talkin :butter:
Mooskie is a god :Eredin:
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Level
27
Harran Savior
100 XP
Currently Offline
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Reviews  4
Favorite Game
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
582
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Comments
Urban 14 Feb, 2024 @ 6:23pm 
-rep dont trust him, he keeps stealing my wives
gay hands 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58pm 
It’s almost XXXmussy 🎅🏾🎄🔔and you know what that means 😈😈😈 Saint Nick 🎅🏾 is gonna stick his fat 🌽🌽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Candy 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ cane 🐓in your stocking 🧦so drink drink drink 🍺 your eggnog 🥚nut-cream 🌰😫😫 you filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elf ♥♥♥♥♥🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️Santa’s hard and hung 🍆 and wants you 😘to sit on his fat ass 🍑 lap. Drag those big 😭 thicc chestnuts 🌰🌰 across daddy Santa’s face? 🎅🏾🎅🏼🎅🏾 if you’re extra ❌❌❌ naughty 😈, we’ll get Santa’s eight trusty reindeer-twinks: Cupid 💘 , Poppers, Sniffies, Lubey 💦, Cumpig 🐷, Prancer 👯‍♂️, pisspig 💦🐷, and vixen 😈 to finish you off. All while poor Rudolph 🤡is cucked in the corner😔.
gay hands 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58pm 
Make sure Mrs. Claus 🤶 doesn’t see 👀, or else she’ll spank you silly like the HO👋🏼 HO👋🏼HO👋🏼 that you are😫😫😫 maybe Santa will blow 💦 ⛄️ snowmen all over 💦⛄️Let’s make the Yuletide GAY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ and spread good holiday 🕎🎄cheer 🥂 just like we spread 😫 our hole 🕳️ . Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest ♥♥♥-Elves 🧝🧝🧝🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️😫💦Gluck, suck and ♥♥♥♥ under the mistletoe 🎄and you might just get a present 🎁😘😘😘(it’s ♥♥♥)
Urban 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:33am 
Crab man ez gg
CptnKush420 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:48am 
loves a crab
Clitney Spears 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:08am 
+rep Wendil the Crab and crab army