Recent reviews by dojo

lots of people watching gay porn

your comrades loves it when you beat them half to death
10/10

epic

speak russian to become best cyka

you can roll on the floor when you die

nein/10

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Tachanka so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Tachanka every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Tachanka is love" I say; “Tachanka is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Tachanka
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Tachanka
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “DP-28, mounted and loaded!”
>He grabs me with his Mounted LMG and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Tachanka
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Tachanka
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Tachanka
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Tachanka looks him straight in the eyes and says "LMG no longer mounted!”
>Tachanka leaves through my window
>Tachanka is love. Tachanka is life.

This game is fantastic for PVP and building. Very addicting and fun. Bit buggy for an alpha game.

0/10 not enought juan

cops shoot you if you shoot at criminals

10/10 would get shot again

30 seconds in and I haven't been chased by the cops yet.

10/10 would get chased by cops.