"...But I don't use a plate when I eat your mother's sweet and savory vagin"

"If you wanna watch me have a wank, it'll cost you a tenner"

"I'm saying that if there is some geezer up there with a big white beard, he's a world heavyweight сunt.

Pastor : I-I'm sorry, did you just call God a C-word?

Yeah. He's got a hard-on for mass murder and giving kids cancer, and his big old answer, to the existential clusterfuсk that is humanity, is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a сunt move. Come on, even you got to agree with me there. We should lob a fuсking nuke at him, get it over and done with."