Recent reviews by Marshmallow

There's more than one mission-critical cosmetic which is no longer available no matter how much time or money you spend. The devs are insane.

I'll literally never be able to get past the first boss because I can't bounce or throw my drumsticks. Progress is tied to superfluous BS that has nothing to do with whether or not you can play the drums.

Better with friends tbh

Wonderful gameplay and exploration woven into an awesome story, does it RIGHT!!

Better than the previous in every way, makes Fallen Order seem like a beta test.

"Please purchase Elite Dangerous to log in."

Are you serious?? Literally just tells you to buy the game again after buying the game. How is this legal?

I'm having horrendous and downright unacceptable resolution issues with this game. You can't just launch a game with a bug that makes it so the window won't even move from the corner of the screen, with a UI that won't even scale to a readable size. Seriously?? You're THAT inept? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you piss me off. You expect any praise for this??

If I don't own this game then why is it allowing me to leave a review?

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So yeah it should be good for just about anyone.

Straight up just *doesn't work* on Windows 11.